Can you do this though
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You'll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You'll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you're only two or three centuries away from success!
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Probably used klarna
IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
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I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
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How many monthly payments though?
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a personal pizza
My fellow American
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Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
Has CPA grindset vibes.
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This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
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I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
... and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
Average linkedin user
It's important to set achievable goals.
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that's a solid achievement.
I don't think that's a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although "personal" is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.
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His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as "sugar cunt". I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she's a cummy bear.
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#builtdifferent #dailygrind
30 years from now young people would find this meme and will complain that you could afford the real deal, and not just a taste simulation.
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"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can't I make friends? I bought zza🍕" psalms 32:39
Gg
At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It's not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.
Well, he's got the grip for it.
Recession indicator
Cool, haven't seen this re-posted in over 18 hours, was starting to get worried I'd never see this hilarity again. Whew!
I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.
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