Alternatively, if it has worked for tens of millions of years, then why is no one else doing it?

Did not realise that also included other crocodiles?

Reptilian muscles fatigue waaay faster than mammalian's. That's probably the reason why chewing doesn't work for them. Also, the white muscle from reptiles is very good at giving explosive force, which is exactly what they are doing instead...

This is a physiological difference given their evolution. I remember it from college. Biologist here.

And . the same applies to why we can't catch lizards, they are so fast.. Right?.. until they aren't. The trick to catch them is to make them run a little ;p

My impression is that carnivores need teeth that pierce and rip, so they can't do much ruminating.

If it ain't broke...

Thats not... inaccurate.

Can't iterate on perfection.

If it ain't broke...

It must be working, considering the results.

These jaws aren't suited for chewing. They're suited for tearing.

Crocodillians are so fucking cool!

I misread "buttfucking" as "butterfucking", which I am now going to start using.

And now I just imagine them as wrestlers suplexing their meals.

A croc themed beat em up game would be fuckin hilarious

Nice to know Demo hasn't died of alcoholism yet. Still waiting on that next video though

Croc = Orcc

Yeah for real, being that tense while eating can’t be good for your digestive system.