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[โ€“] 39 points 8 months ago

This just looks like my shelves. One side has the store bought glasses; the other has all the novelty/gas station refillable cups.

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  • [โ€“] 29 points 8 months ago (4 children)
  • [โ€“] 74 points 8 months ago (21 children)

    Which absolute psychopath has the one on the right?

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  • [โ€“] 41 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I have near crippling ADHD and prior to moving in with my spouse, my kitchen looked like this, as well as my towels, sheets, cleaners, and spice rack. Having everything ordered took away the mental load, 8 identical towels is one load a week on Sunday plus a spare if something interrupts the schedule. I never had to consider a sensory issue because they're all the exact same towel. Same for dishes, all my cups held the same amount and felt the same in hand. All my plates and bowls were identical so I couldn't have a preferred one. All of them were dishwashers safe and dishwasher design friendly so I never needed to consider if they needed special treatment.

    Taking away that thing to think about made a huge difference in clarity of mind because I could then use that energy for other things.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I always find it odd that people use a new towel every day but don't change their bed sheets every day.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    While I suggest changing them regularly, I have a different reasoning behind sheets and towels. I shower when I get up and frequently before bed if I feel icky or my spouse invites me. So frequency of sheets goes down because anything it transfers gets washed off in the shower. The towel is used after the shower so anything it transfers lasts all day. That said, after the move in I adopted my spouse's routine which is much more lax and changes towels every few days. On one hand I now have to track towel wash cycles consciously, on the other hand I'm not doing 3 times the towels so it equals out.

    Though now that you have me thinking about it, I would absolutely change sheets daily if it were easier to do so...

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago

    I also have ADHD and I remember that my towels should be switched out every 2-3 weeks. I know this will gross some people out, so sorry if it does, but this is just how my brain functions. in school my teachers frequently told me I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago

    That would be me.

    My walls are painted white, and are bare of any paintings, posters or decorations.

    I rent, and don't own anything.

    I don't have any fingerprints.

    In the freezer, is a mould containing the exact shape of NATO standard caโ€”

    I'm just messing with you lmfao

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    My parents and my partnerโ€™s parents are BOTH! Regular stuff cupboards are the left image, and fancy stuff that never gets used goes in clear glass displays sorted like the right image.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 8 months ago

    Yep! I'm both! My glass hutch in the kitchen is all clear and white glass and matching sets, daily use. My hoarders nest cabinet in the pantry holds cups from mystic pizza, the pirate restaurant, promotional yetis, my nostalgic Tupperware from college with no lid.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 8 months ago

    A lady we used to be friends with was like this.

    She was too intense for us so we stopped hanging out with them and then our house cleaner (that we both used) told us they quit.

    Turns out our ex friend was too intense about getting the house clean for our house cleaner and we had to promise not to tell the friend that our cleaner still worked for us to keep her.

    Claudia clean day has been going on every other Wednesday several years strong and we're very happy with her!

    But seriously, how bananas do you have to be about getting things clean for a house cleaner to say "this is too much"?

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  • [โ€“] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I want to be the one on the right, but my wife and kids say I have to be the one on the left.

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  • [โ€“] 35 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    4th type .. cupboard empty. Everything on the counters! ADHD ftw!!!

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Everything on the counters dirty

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Of course dirty, I never emptied the dish washer from last time. Once it's empty from pulling the only clean dishes left out of it, I will be forced to do the dishes again...

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 8 months ago

    Thats actually fine, even preferred, if you cannot be arsed to stack the dishes according to size in the sink where I will wash them in no more than 2 days. But no, bowl -> bread plate -> bowl -> dinner plate etc. 8 dishes could either be a small pile or stack higher than the faucet

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Unless you're 8 feet tall most cupboards are like this, no?

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  • [โ€“] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I am a right cabinet person forced to have a left cabinet because I am too poor to throw away perfectly good mugs and usable glasses just to have a matching set.

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I'm both and I think most people are both, having several of some and also random ones.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago

    I'm definitely both but that's because my cup wear is a random collection of cups that I acquired somehow over the years and stuff I actually went out and bought and only the bought stuff matches.

    No one's going to take my bee cup away from me, it's got pictures of bees on and says "beeee happy" and can contain an Olympic swimming pool with a drink. I think I got it in an Easter egg.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)
  • [โ€“] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    And always drinking directly out of the bottle

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 8 months ago

    my glasses match but my mugs don't

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Am I the only person who puts glasses in the cabinet upside down?

    Also: left side, but flipped.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 8 months ago

    I was not made to have matching sets of anything.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 8 months ago

    We do both. We have organized dishes in one cupboard, and an absolute cluster-fuck in the one where we keep all the kids' dishes and water bottles. In 30 years it will be that cupboard that our grand-kids pull an old plastic Barbie cup out of and have to give a quick smell test before pouring their drink into. You know the one.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 8 months ago

    Why not both, exactly like in the picture?

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    The severity of each level is different

    I think matching wine glasses is relatively uncontroversial, but also understandable if kinda mismatched. A contingent of matching tumblers is also fine but you need the random pint glasses too at the very least. I maintain a fully matching set of mugs is a red flag

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago

    I think there's room to wiggle on the mugs. I have a matching set for daily use and an unmatched collection stored separately for special occasional. I will never get rid of my penis pink German skull and crossbone mug, but I also prefer the consistency in volume of my matching set for chai in the morning.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 8 months ago*

    The right side is when you first get a place and start with nothing, the left side is after living there for years.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 8 months ago*

    I'm a left. I need these things, store them in a cabinet behind an opaque door. Function over form, but always keep things clean & new, and periodically re-evaluate my belongings, to prevent clutter buildup & hoarding, sort things into four categories: trash-donate-recycle-keep.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 8 months ago

    Person with only 12 cups vs person with 32 cups?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    iโ€™m both - dishes I use on the right the ones I donโ€™t on the left

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago

    I have one super small section that looks like the left, everything else looks like the right.

    Itโ€™s only like a single 12x12 space in one cabinet, but this post is making me awkwardly uncomfortable about it. And itโ€™s making me want to do something about it. But they are my most commonly used cups. So functionally it would be counter productive to get rid of them.

    I need to leave this thread before my head explodes.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 8 months ago

    I suspect that to some level this reflects how varied one's path through life has been.

    Certainly my own varied collection of mugs and cups is mainly the product of having lived in many different places and having picked new mugs up along the way. Also I'll keep old mugs around even after they're chipped because they're associated with my memories of places I lived in before.

    That said, maybe a varied life and a hodge-podge collection of mugs are correlated and have a common cause, rather than having a causal relation - it makes sense that the kind of people comfortable with moving to places were they don't know anybody (and even with different cultures, if they change countries) would also be comfortable with a less than perfect collection of cups and mugs.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Left bottom shelve here too. How do right shelvers even do anything while keeping the whole thing neat???

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    What if you have one of each?

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I think the comic is creating a false dichotomy (as comics often do) because in reality people will often be a little bit of both.

    I've got assorted mugs and glasses acquired over decades, and my favourites are among them.

    I've also got some matching wine glasses and matching tea cups, because sometimes it's just nice when everyone is equal and gets the same.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago

    I am the left, but I strongly desire to be the one on the right , I just can't bear to part with all my random cups and glassware that have special significance or sentimentality.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 8 months ago

    Bita both ey?

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    There's a reason I don't want glass fronts on my cabinets.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago

    I'm a little from column A and a little from column B.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    The builder of my house is one of those nationwide homebuilders. I donโ€™t trust the workmanship enough to fill the cupboards with breakable plates and glasses.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Kinda feel the same about the cupboards in my apartment. They are visibly angled forward and look like they could just fall down at any moment. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    What you want to do is get a box of deck screws a cheap drill, and a stud finder. Find the stud behind the cabinets, then put the deck screw through the top and bottom board at a 45ยฐ angle from the outside through the cabinet, into the stud. That will put about 6cm of screw to anchor through both the frame and back of the cabinet. Only way it's comming down is if the wall does.

    While you're at it, replace the screws holding your door to the wall with them too, the normal screws for a door hinge are 1.5cm max, this will allow your door to sag as well as allow it to be easily knocked down. Replacing them with deck screws makes that far less likely.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    If it wasn't an apartment, I'd have already fixed them up. I have the tools and the know-how; not the permission. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago

    As someone who has lived in apartments for most of my adult life, there are two easy fixes for this. If your place has a maintenance guy, hunt him down and either ask him to come by and do exactly this, or if it'd be fine for you to do it yourself. Most maintenance guys are just cool stoners who can fix things and they'll give 0 fucks if you want to fix something for them so long as you don't fuck up and have to call him to fix it.

    If you have a land Lord, it's almost exactly the same. Call them, tell them you have an issue you need them to fix, then off hand mention how you'd just do it yourself and explain how before saying you wouldn't want to get in trouble for messing with their property. Again, most land lords will take you up on it and just let you.

    If you have a corperate or bank land Lord, do it anyways and if anyone asks down the road just say it was like that when you got here. They're too beaurocratic to actually notice or care.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    What you want to do is get a box of deck screws, a cheap drill, and a stud finder. Find the stud behind the cabinets, then put the deck screw through the top and bottom board at a 45ยฐ angle from the outside through the cabinet, into the stud. That will put about 6cm of screw to anchor through both the frame and back of the cabinet. Only way it's comming down is if the wall does.

    While you're at it, replace the screws holding your door to the wall with them too, the normal screws for a door hinge are 1.5cm max, this will allow your door to sag as well as allow it to be easily knocked down. Replacing them with deck screws makes that far less likely.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago

    How did you get a picture of my cupboard on the left?!?

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago

    Own home on the left, air bnb on the right.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I'm so called out in this pic. My coffee mug area is a travesty.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 8 months ago

    The one on the left, because I have friends and when they visit they also expect to drink from a glass.

    Thereโ€™s a trend to arrange everything like a sculptures in the louvre. Itโ€™s a cupboard, and it has doors for a reason.

    This does not spark joy.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago

    top shelf: ?, guinness middle shelf: amstel, stella, sam adams, fosters

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)
  • [โ€“] [S] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    My mugs are taking over. I've started having to take some out of circulation and store them elsewhere.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    That's not nearly enough coffee cups.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago

    I like glass mugs and they can come with designs as well

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago

    The left side is a collection of memories, and the right side is a collection of order. I definitely live on the left, and honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way!

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 8 months ago

    cabinet door opens to the left, so I can reach in with my right hand

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