I’m more disappointed by the US hockey team deciding have a celebrity locker room party with Kash Patel.

If I were that guy that actually scored the goal, I would be super pissed. Putting in all that work, then losing teeth earlier in the game but still playing, then gutting out that last play, only to have the President pretend to be him without putting in all that work.

Now that I think about it, though, it is a direct allegory for Donald Trump's life. Always taking credit for the achievements of others, and putting his name on buildings he did not build himself.

It always amazes me how the people who couldn’t stop crying about Kaepernick taking a knee for the anthem (wahhhh don’t mix politics with sports waahhhh), suddenly don’t have shit to say when the director of the fucking FBI is partying with the US hockey team.

Remember Putin trying to pretend to be good at hockey too?

He's barely clever enough to be a puck: he's the center of attention alright, but he's dumb as, well, a lump of rubber, and he's being pushed around by clever players.

Idk. Is Trump's distraction theatre really worth engaging with?

Dude can't even hold a glass of water like a human

I instinctively downvoted this out of pure disgust. Then undid it because unfortunately this is relevant news, not his post. Yuck.

For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Please leave Hockey out of this please.. :Barf:

fuck that pedophile

Oh I thought he was suddenly hinged

"Unhinged" is not really a word with any value anymore as it relates to him. It implies that he's crazy, but he is not. He's got a rotten brain and a rotten soul and he works in the service of America's/Humanity's enemies. That's not "unhinged", that's just plain hostility and malevolence.

At this point I’d be more surprised if he did something with hinges.

I feel gross actually watching that garbage.

I also am convinced people will think it’s real or at least think he’s cool for posting it.

The message was through after the first three words.

Promoting the restoration of tourism.