Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially

Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy

Look at me. I'm the Taskmaster now

Hedge knight... fuck

A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!

Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back

Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.

I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.

Thats even better then winning the lottery!!

So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.

It's not a bad way of life I must say.

A cop…. Fuck.

Woohoo! I'm a delivery boy!

Cryo-unfrozen policeman

Bounty hunter it is I guess, so long space cowboy

Captain of the USS Voyager. Nice.

Bojack Horseman.

So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life... Well at least I will get paid for it now.

I just finished an episode of Doom Patrol, and I'm not sure where to begin with this question

Delivering packages for prof Farnsworth.

Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.

I really regret watching Invincible last night

I'm a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.

I mean... could be worse.

ah fuck. Last thing I watched was Iron Lung

Resident Attending in a busy US emergency room - urrrgh

I'm an astronaut lost in space with a crew of aliens and Muppets.

Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)

Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill in SG-1. Unless I get the relevant skills we are all fucked

Fuck damnit im a fed.

I've been watching Fringe, so that's fun.

An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.

There are shockingly few new recruits to Starfleet here...

I am running a space station and leading a coalition of aliens in a fight for survival in a war against the shadows

Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.

they're welding me into a submarine please help me I didn't do anything they aren't resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help

Oh god. The Pitt.

Guess I'm solving x-files now

I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain 😮‍💨

Vault dweller. Fuck.

An elf mage in a fantasy world? Time to get isekai'd

Whatever the girl from fallout's job was I guess.

Sweet!! I’m going to attend Starfleet Academy!!

A supercilious British Secret Agent, tossing off bad one-liners, at women who should have really stayed away.

Arcane. Best case scientist councilman. Worst case undercity brawler, a psychotic terrorist or a cop.

Crap, I’m a high school student again? (I’ve been re-watching Malcolm in the Middle.)

No wait, this is the season Malcolm starts to work at Lucky Aide. So I’m a high school student and a minimum-wage, part-time drug store employee. Great.