some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said "yea let's sell that as food. Great."

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[–] 42 points 9 months ago (16 children)

entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    Yea nah the good parts of the pig, those they sell in far better cuts XD

    Spam is all that's left over but the squeal, and then, sawdust or whatever they use to retain the water.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (12 children)

    Use every part! Shits delicious. If it wasn't so salty would be a great way to avoid prep more often.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (11 children)

    you gotta slice it though, sticking a fork directly in it doesnt look so nice

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    Toss it in the pan, break it up with the sparchula.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    thats insanity. you throw a whole spam into a frying pan and then slice/poke at it with a spatula? the pieces would be completely uneven and thus would cook unevenly. have some self respect and take the rectangle and put it on a cutting board and meticulously slice perfectly even and equal lengthwise slices with the precision and poise of a 25 year old japanese sushi shef working in a two star michelin restaurant who still hates himself for overcooking a single appetizer three years ago

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    You joke but I'll cook meals with effort like that all the time.

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  • [+] 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Are you trying to convince us to eat blended pork, that is not in hotdog form?

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    Slice it up into small pieces, throw it on a pan with some diced onion and potatoes. Good time

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Lovely Spam!
    Wonderful Spam!

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    SPAM - Something Posing As Meat

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago*

    I literally did this a couple times after first trying Spam and liking it.

    And after I did that, tho, I stopped liking Spam. Too much of a good thing is bad 😔

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    For some reason spam grosses me out but I'm ok with Vienna sausages. Pretty sure they're the same thing just shaped differently.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*

    the can
    is there
    to hold the spam in

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    And probably your daily recommended sodium intake X 3.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said "yea let's sell that as food. Great."

    "Dead animal in my dead animal? Revolting."

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    It's fucking dog food. Just plop one into a bowl, beside a bowl of beer , and he will be happy.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    knew a guy in the army who would eat spam and bean dip out of cans for a meal. same guy would eat a bag of oreos poured into a mixing bowl with milk for saturday morning breakfast cartoons.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Better than okay. We are interested in efficiency. Bouncing it out a can, slicing it and singeing it on a stove takes time and adds nothing in terms of calories and sodium.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    "And add some burned matches to the mix for extra smoke flavour"

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I just ate Korean BBQ SPAM with an egg and cheese on white bread. It was good considering the effort that went in. My heart is pounding like I just ran a marathon though. I think if I ate another I might die.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    That's probably because a single 2 oz serving (1/6th of a can) has a third of the salt you need per day. A can is 2x the recommended daily salt intake.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Spam and egg musubi are amazing. I kinda want some now lol

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (2 children)

    A Hawaiian fast food place opened near me last year and teriyaki spam musubi is one of the most addicting things I've ever tried. I'd eat there all the time if they didn't charge nearly four bucks per tiny sushi roll.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Damn that's spendy. Check and see if you have an L&L Hawaiian BBQ nearby. They are amazing and their Mac salad, musubi and Loco moko are top tier

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    That's disgusting, use a spoon!

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    It's very cheap protein where I live. But it has way too much salt for me, and various other mysteries.

    For cheap protein I buy sardines instead.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I've never had sardines but I've heard they are extremely healthy and low cost.

    Spam: low cost, delicious, but not healthy. And downright disgusting to those who know what it actually is and/or have witnessed its entire processing from whole happy pig to canned gelatinized slurry.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I'm enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don't make me eat spam.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Na. Malliard is king!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    When I was a child I thought that stuff was delicious. Mom served it to us. As I got older I kinda started realizing what it was, along with hot dogs and stuff like that, and I cannot stomach the idea of eating such things anymore.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Supposedly it tastes good sliced and pan fried. I'm kinda afraid to try it in case it's actually tasty.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    OP is a cat in a human body. The taste buds adapted to the salt and now they are able to open their own cans.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I'm not here to stop you. I just have one question: Can you produce 36oz of load per day? I got that number from a regular size 12oz can of SPAM and multiplied it by 3 for 3 meals a day. This is reckoning by volume not weight.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Yeah, no

    Spam in little cubes in macaroni, fine

    But uncooked put of the can? That is a little too much

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Gonna save this pic and look at it whenever I crave meat.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    That shit’s more processed than the old iPad I’m typing this on but damn is it tasty, imo especially when fried

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    A time release shit post, since y’know.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    My gag reflex won't stop triggering now

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