Amazing wholesome halftime show vs. Epstein files

Sure, let's investigate a televised performance. Meanwhile, his party is going to keep sticking its fingers in its ears and yelling, nah nah nah nah nah regarding the Epstein files.

They'll protect sexually explicit content if it involves children. GOP => Guardians of Pedophiles

women gyrating provocatively, and Bad Bunny shamelessly grabbing his crotch while dry-humping the air”

Oh no! Did Bad Bunny steal one of Michael Jackson's signature moves? Did his dancers dance like Shakira or Jennifer Lopez? Has this guy ever seen a Superbowl halftime show?

I love all the people scrambling to come up with some reason other than racism that the halftime show was bad because literally everything else they're criticizing also applies to every ither halftime show in the past 30 years

Investigate what?

Here let me help you out.

Yes, I've concluded the investigation.

It was indeed a halftime show. Thank you for your time. Use this information as you will.

A little dancing is bad, but raping children is totally fine? Fuck I hate these people.

How lucky we are to have these paragons of virtue in the GOP to guide us from our wicked ways.

Rep. Andy Ogles (R, Tenn.) posted on X on Monday evening a letter addressed to the House Energy and Commerce Committee in which he called for an immediate inquiry into the National Football League and broadcaster NBCUniversal over their “prior knowledge, review, and approval” of what he alleged to be “a performance dominated by sexually explicit lyrical themes and suggestive choreography.”

Oh yeah. Based on the phrasing... This is projection.

Check this guy's laptop.

Bad Bunny: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love" Republicana: "INVESTIGATE THIS DEGENERATE"

..???? 🤦‍♀️

Look, obviously Ricky Martin made you suddenly horny and you did not know why. He did that to everyone, sir. But it was not technically pornography, it was just the immense sexual magnetism of an unleashed man.

Republicans are seriously good for nothing except gallows humor.

"Nobody gives me a woody and gets away with it!"

Dude's name is Ogles. How is this not The Onion?

For you MAGAs playing at home, let's check the scoreboard:

• America First, no more foreign entanglements: That's a No.

• Epstein Files: Still waiting for the good stuff.

• Lower prices on Day 1: It's past Day 365, and prices are still rising, but it's a Democrat Hoax.

• Deport Criminals: Includes children, veterans, innocent people, and even citizens.

• Make America Safer: Death Squads patrolling the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against innocent citizens.

So why are you still in? Is it the mind-boggling corruption? The Treason? The casual racism? The virtuosic incompetence? The manic middle of the night tweetstorms? The pants-shitting press conferences?

I'll bet it's the Pedophilia. The one thing MAGA can be counted on is to cover the crimes of pedophiles.

That's why ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.

This is who you voted for, assholes of Tennessee. A performer who did a performance consistent with what they've always done, and this dude is willing to weaponize the United States government to go after this fucking entertainer because they don't like their content! You may not admit it, but that's not okay, and it's not "small government"...

The party of child rape doesn't like bad bunny...

Republicans are just fucking stupid.

Bad Bunny lives rent free in Republicans heads. I really don't get it, them making a big deal out of it is only making them look stupider tbqh. And they don't need that, they're already stupid enough. They might jump the stupid shark at this rate.

How bout we investigate the Mossad run child killing pedofile cabal instead idiot?

claimed that it featured “explicit displays of gay sexual acts, women gyrating provocatively, and Bad Bunny shamelessly grabbing his crotch while dry-humping the air” and that the singer’s mostly Spanish-language lyrics “openly glorified sodomy and countless other unspeakable depravities.”

Stop it !!!! ... I already bought my ticket ok ??! it just so happens that I'm super into women gyrating provocatively 😂 lord ...give me the strength to open a strip bar and advertise it as such "HERE : WOMEN GYRATING PROVOCATIVELY"

(emphasis mine 😂)

What year is this?

Investigate what? Why it was cool?

This is just your typical Republican made up bullshit to make their base think something bad happened.

Nothing bad happened

Investigate what? Why it was better than Kid Rock's shitty show? The answer is very simple: Bad Bunny isn't Kid Rock.

Wow they really love wasting time and money don’t they. Someone should look in to all this waste.

Quick. What can we do to look like we are doing something but hear me out.. that something is nothing.

Yeah, he was the guy who kept singing about how he likes 'em underage, right?

.... Wait, no? That was the other guy? Why isn't Andy Ogles looking into that, instead?

(We all know why. Not only were those female dancers hot, they looked like they were having a great time, and Republicans can't have that....)

It's a good thing the Republicans aren't actually trying to govern. They would never have time for this kind of ridiculous ideological theater if they had jobs.

If you had told the Continental Congress that their successors would eventually be investigating half-time shows they would have surrendered to King George.

I have investigated and I have concluded that Bad Bunny did indeed give a performance at the Superbowl!

Is this guy blind!?

He’s going to be so mad when he hears about the indecency in the Epstein Files!

Also:

republicans be like puerto rico contributes nothing but we won't grant them statehood so they can and we won't let them get independence so they can leave.

Just one of Trump's little sycophantic favorites trying to curry favor. This is just more attempts at distraction from the Epstein fiasco Trump is in.

sexually suggestive lyrics. puritan ethics for the masses. bangin children for the elite.

Before I even clicked I knew it had to be Ogles.

I'm pretty sure early Elvis was more sexually explicit than that show.

The halftime show artist is never my cup of tea and I'll probably never listen to Bad Bunny again but I thought it was a great show. Lots of variation in the songs which were all quite fun, and he and Gaga had great chemistry.

... why..?

Not enough little girls dancing half naked. Bake him away, toys!

Even Senator McCarty finds this Victorian nonsense exhausting.

Should investigate him for supporting a racist child rapist