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[–] 53 points 9 months ago (4 children)

For you MAGAs playing at home, let's check the scoreboard:

  • America First, no more foreign entanglements: That's a No.

  • Epstein Files: Still waiting for the good stuff.

  • Lower prices on Day 1: It's past Day 365, and prices are still rising, but it's a Democrat Hoax.

  • Deport Criminals: Includes children, veterans, innocent people, and even citizens.

  • Make America Safer: Death Squads patrolling the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against innocent citizens.

So why are you still in? Is it the mind-boggling corruption? The Treason? The casual racism? The virtuosic incompetence? The manic middle of the night tweetstorms? The pants-shitting press conferences?

I'll bet it's the Pedophilia. The one thing MAGA can be counted on is to cover the crimes of pedophiles.

That's why ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.

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