Nothing with too many hearty belly laughs, it was abdominal surgery.

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[–] 56 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Don't watch the first few episodes of The Walking Dead while actually in the hospital under heavy opioid medication. That's how you end up with extremely terrifying and vivid dreams of a zombie apocalypse in the very hospital you're currently in! Ask me how I know!

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  • [+] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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    Oh, I've heard of this one, but I never got around to it. Sounds like the perfect time to cross it off my list.

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    Priest. I recommended it in a terrible movies thread. It's Paul Bettany and Karl Urban in a cowboy/ronin/faith-based militia versus vampires film. Critics gave it 16% fresh.

    ...... seriously. Look at this.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Seems odd they'd both end up in the same crappy movie together in that year. May not be remembering movie years well but Urban was least in Star Trek and Bettany in Marvel even if only as a voice but assume the plan was to make him Vision from the start.

    Was it entertaining at least? It sounds like it could be a fun watch, in theory....like the synopsis of Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst movies probably do.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It's based on a comic series, so the bones are good and the critics are all weenies. I ♡ crappy derivative action schlock.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    I won't say it's always my thing but sometimes a plain action movie with few cheesy lines is all you're looking for. Definitely saw enough Chuck Norris in the 80s to confirm that.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    When I had an abdominal surgery, I watched the full extended cut versions of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Dredd (2012)

    The drug in it, named Slo-Mo, should be semi relatable. 

    Be warned, high level violence depicted.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I saw Dredd in the theater in 3D and it was fan-fucking-tastic.

    I own it on Blu-ray as well but nothing will top that 3D experience.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    I was in an altered state of mind while watching the Aquateen Hunger Force movie. I can barely remember anything about the movie, but I know I had a great time!

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    That should be at the beginning of every movie.

    Also maybe I'm just fucking old but I think if you bust your cell phone out in a movie theater during the movie you should get punched in the face and have the phone shoved up your ass.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    We have a whole community of free movies over at !fullmoviesonyoutube@piefed.social, be sure to check it out!

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Videodrome maybe. Some of these suggestions are mean.
    Paprika

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Well at first I was going to suggest Snatch, but after seeing the additional information you wrote maybe wait until after you're feeling better to watch it lol it's one of my favorites, but it is a comedy so it might hurt.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Tenet might be fun.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Watch some documentaries of opioid addiction. Better safe than sorry.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    The Fountain

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    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Requiem for a Dream.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I tried to watch Pulp Fiction for the first time as a teen loaded up on oxys after getting my wisdom teeth out. I turned it off after twenty minutes because I realized I had no idea what anyone had said. Great movie, just not good from my perspective when you’re fucked up. Watch something stupid like Face Off

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    That's what my parents said about Snatch, and yet no one was on any drugs! I guess the accents were a bit too much to fully comprehend (we are Americans). I love the movie and re-watch it from time to time. May be a generational thing, too.

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    When I was on a bunch of painkillers after some surgery I watched Whiplash. Everyone was like "wow that movie was so intense" but I was so numb I didn't think much about it.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    I don't know about anyone else but both my wife and I feel like we get little effect from them. Such that it feels like the side effects make them not worth it. This is for all opiods for us. Now granted if you don't take them your just absolutely fucked but to us its like the pain is still there you just can like use the toilet and such. Niether of us gets why anyone can become addicted to them. Now like the ones that block nerve pain like gabapentin we fucking love as it actually seems to cause pain to go away.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    People take more than they are prescribed at once “until the pain goes away” and yeah at that point they start to get high on them

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    My experience with pain killers is that when I've actually needed them for pain, after a bad injury, they work on the pain without any euphoric effects. I can only get high when I don't have any pain to relieve.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    You know we honestly hadn't thought about that. We both tend to get some annoying side effects so the thought of taking more is just not a thought. We actually both have tried not taking them until necessary and learned a lesson there as it take so long to kick in and yeah you literally will not be able to function since they gave you stuff like that by iv and once it wears off you won't be back for like a day. Whats funny is the iv stuff seems to not have the side effects the way oral dosages do.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It’s obviously different for different people but yeah, for me it’s just the difference of “in pain and miserable” vs “tolerating pain and normal.” And this is from someone with a standing prescription for tramadol, the only opioid that actually works for me. I only have to take it a couple times a year now, thankfully. Gabapentin has never actually helped with my pain though.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    is tramadol and opiod? that seems to work a bit better than things like oxy for us to but we still have had better effects from gaba. wonder if its all genetic on the response to these various things.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Originally they sold tramadol as “not an opioid” (and not addictive) but then they backtracked on that, so yeah, it is. But most people mentally classify it differently.

    Every time I’ve had other opioids, they literally have no effect on me, including not reducing my pain. My lay understanding is that tramadol gets metabolized into a different kind of opioid while in your body, and I suspect something about that process allows it to work for me while others don’t.

    And in general I seem to have a lot of abnormal responses to medications, including some paradoxical effects (like Ambien keeps me awake, or Claritin-D—the non-drowsy one—puts me to sleep).

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Ooh, I thought of another awesome early 90s wild movie.

    The Lawnmower Man

    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0104692/

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago*

    Yellow submarine

    I watched it many years ago, I just remember how trippy the movie was, not much of the plot. I don't know whether it's too funny for the state you will be in!

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    The inside of your eyelids. It's a banger every time! 😉 Good luck to you on your surgery, and a speedy recovery.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I be had two major surgeries, I've only been given oxy for one of them. I took it maybe two days and got off of it as quickly as possible. I hate taking pills, and I didn't feel like I needed it anyway. Pretty much just made me tired.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago*

    Whatever you do, take pictures, you're not going to remember it after.

    Last time I was on them, they told me I could go back to work but I took the week off and went hiking. Mine was dental surgery. I still haven't figured out all the places I went. They probably should have taken my keys, but it wasn't something they warned about for that level of pills back then. Thinking back on it is kinda terrifying.

    Be careful, you're not going to be competent to make decisions.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Was gonna suggest EEAAO but then saw you say "no belly laughs" so that's out

    • 10,000 Years of Longing
    • Being John Malkovich
    • The Fisher King (some of it didn't age well, it was the 80s)
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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Don't watch anything you want to remember 😂

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    better make yourself some Epstein brand multigrain muffins. your colon will thank you.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    When it happened to me, I had a 1000 song countdown of the best songs by Michael Jackson, Prince and Madonna.

    Not sure I would recommend it...

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Lord of the rings series and the hobbit The matrix series The DaVinci Code Series The Librarian Series The Associate Children of the Corn (1983) side note: I drove the road they were on to school every day it's only a couple miles long and the house the kids were playing in is a bed and breakfast now. Downsizing Escape from Pretoria The Dirty Dozen Black Book Book of Eli Cast Away Dances with Wolves The Fugitive and US Marshals Heartbreak Ridge Jumpin Jack Flash Labyrinth of Lies Mr Baseball Medicine Man The Pursuit of Happiness Pleasantville Quigley Down Under Red Sparrow Runaway - 1984 Saturday Night Fever The Shawshank Redemption The Silence of the Lambs series Striking Distance Tank - 1984 Timeline The Tremmors series U 571 V.I. Warshawski View from the Top Wargames - 1983 Welcome to Marwen The Witches - 2020 Woman of the Hour Zathura -- And when you feel up to laughing a little -- Breakup Man (also known as Schlusmacher) Blast from the Past 9 to 5 Every which way but loose and Any which way you can The Frighteners Moscow on the Hudson Loverboy Overboard and the remake Overboard The Secret of my Success Can't Buy Me Love Office Space Real Genius Sex Drive Spaceballs Spies Like Us Summer School - 1987 Wildcats - 1986

    And don't discount some TV series either. OZ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118421 Stargate SG1 and Stargate Atlantis Bates Motel Black Sails Dexter Dollhouse (Watch Epitaph 1 and 2 after the rest of the series or you will be lost) Eureka Frasier Firefly (and the movie Serenity) Halt and Catch Fire Last Man Standing MASH Warehouse 13

    If you get done with all that you will probably be healed up but if not I can add more

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago*

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    If you want to experience diversity in human experiences and landscapes, Samsara.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Ha, someone else said Koyaanisqatsi, to which I countered Baraka. Yours was the next response down.

    I’ve seen Baraka many times but only watched Samsara once, I believe. Though we’re supposed to have neighbors over to watch it soon. Thanks for the reminder!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Tron should be a decent watch, good visuals at least, and nothing too heavy.

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    • Koyaanitsqatsi, etc
    • Eraserhead
    • The Man Who Fell to Earth
    • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    I’d definitely recommend Baraka over Koyaanitsqatsi. Baraka’s my partner’s favorite movie and I’ve watched it at least five times. After the last time he pulled up Koyaanitsqatsi, and I see where he was trying to go with it, but I don’t think he was there yet. However, I think he nailed it with Baraka.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    My vote goes to Koyaanisqatsi

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    I'm seeing it listed as a musical. Is that right? (I'm not the biggest fan of musicals, is all.)

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It’s more of a documentary with no narration. I replied this above, but I’d recommend Baraka instead. Baraka offers incredible visuals of humanity—the good and the bad—with a stunning soundtrack.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Whenever I’m taking that stuff as prescribed, I’m usually not high, I’m simply not in pain.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago*

    I don't have any good movie recommendations but I very much enjoyed listening to the album
    Avec Laudenum by Stars Of The Lid when I was zonked out on morphine.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Good luck. Those only made me nauseous.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    Switch off them as soon as possible to avoid getting backed up.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Hardcore Henry. Not kidding. You'd think that'd be too much. But with the movie at +5 speed, and you at -3 speed, it comes off pretty well.

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    Lost Highway

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    So how’d it go? Surgery and movie time both a success?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (1 child)

    Knowing absolutely nothing about you or your taste in movies other than that you're on drugs, my recommendation is Lifeforce (1985).

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    I've never liked to take opiates of any kind. My go-to for pain is "Poor Man's Percocet:" 2 Ibuprofen (Advil), and 1 Acetaminophen (Tylenol). If the pain is really bad, you can double them, but don't take them more than every 6-8 hours.

    The Ibuprofen is metabolized by the kidneys, and the Acetaminophen is metabolized by the liver, so neither one overwhelms your organs, and the effect together is far better than the individual effects alone, and I've actually heard multiple doctors say that it approaches the efficacy of an opiate, without the addictive dangers.

    I have a very physical job, and at the end of the day, I can sometimes feel almost broken, and this works great for me.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago*

    I got harder stuff for a back injury, and fuck no thanks. I stuck with a max-dose Tylenol+Advil stack and hot packs and cursing.

    The benefits of the baby morphine was just not worth all the side effects. I'll stick to the stack and some rest, thanks.

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