It is the duty of all citizens to deny Ted Cruz and all his fellow spineless fascist enablers a moment’s peace. They should hear nothing but insults and experience nothing but deep scorn.

Because the last democratic candidate that ran against him let slip one time that he wanted gun control. The Cruz team ran with it saying he was coming for everyone's gun and the rest is history.

53%R vs 45%D isn't really "overwhelmingly" re-electing. Especially when the same election got 56%R vs 42%D for the presidential race. Unless you mean the primary, in which he did overwhelmingly win.

I still don't understand why people call him Ted...

His name is Raphael, and always was up until he needed to trick white supremacists into thinking he was white too

Canada?

Yeah he also once ran for human president.

Cuck Cruz

The one that Texans keep electing despite that mountain of insanity.

And they are, which is so fucking frustrating. I will never not be salty about Colin Allred losing to him. I really thought they'd be irate over him fleeing Snowpocalypse and Texans actively dying INSIDE their homes in 2021.

But no, he won the fucking popular vote. Again.

Also, as someone who moved from Texas to Cali: Fuck off Fled Cruz we don't fucking want you or your ilk in this state.

Also, also, I find it extremely funny that he's leaving Texas ahead of the winter storm again, and I'm heading back to Texas tomorrow to surprise a friend for her birthday. I wish I wasnt living through Snowmaggeden 2: Electric Boogaloo to be quite honest.

They actually think that though.

There are plenty of Texans who vote left or can be persuaded to as well. I've learned recently that Texas politics are way more nuanced than I realized. The good Texans that want to work together should be invited into the coalition.

Ah yes the yearly service interruptions brought to you by the superior free market.

What is wrong with a company spiking the price of electricity by 4,000%? Don't like it just switch to another company that will do the same thing. Choice is wonderful.

Damn renewable energy! Thank god dynamic pricing will keep energy companies going, those 10k dollar bills for one week after the grid mostly fails because they declined to winterize their infrstructure blessedly help repair the grid! (Or some shit, what are we going with on this again?)

Hope you all have automatic withdrawala on your accounts still, suckers. /s

Kristi can deal with those.

It's also the freedoms

Last time I was there, Laguna Beach was very much inside of the US, ridiculous right wing rhetoric about California being "unamerican" aside.

That said, I'd trust 100% human Senator Ted Cruz to beat the 100m world record before I trust him to be telling the unvarnished truth.

Laguna beach is in the same country, just California

I was gonna say. Didn't he do this last time when everyone's water pipes froze and the power went out?

This. Hella surprised he’d risk muggle transport and be recognized and called out.

Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It really only works in the South though. Trying to think of what the New England equivalent would be... Dunks index? Society would start breaking down if the plow guys can't get their iced coffee fix. Cup rattling sounds

Those planes are Effing expensive

And coach, at that. Makes me wonder if it's AI. But congresspeople aren't always lavish and rich outside of their day jobs, and we know that Cruz is a glutton for degradation.

Shitbags can be frugal too. Lol. Lord knows his bribes are enough to fly business

Of course not. He's a Republican.

Having a house made out of bricks and cement would be useful just like how it is in EU. How many houses get destroyed because they are just made out of wood, plastics and paper walls (dry wall)?