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[–] 120 points 9 months ago* (8 children)

Wtf kinda answer is this? Trump already invaded Venezuela, kidnapped the president, and no one did anything. Lindsay Graham couldn't stop drooling over that oil.

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  • [+] -40 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Maduro was a terrible MF too...let's not forget that.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago

    That's why the US worked so hard to dethrone multiple other leaders deemed terrible by American values and not just military-weak, oil-rich nations to destabilize regions, right? Glad America freed the world of Putin, Netanyahu, Kim, and Xi.

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  • [–] 54 points 9 months ago

    Could, but wouldn't. The republicans suck sHitler's dick.

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  • [–] 47 points 9 months ago

    They could also impeach Trump if U.S. invades Venezuela.

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  • [–] 38 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    They could also impeach him for any of the numerous impeachabke offenses he's already done.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    If there were any justice, they'd impeach and convict Trump for raping a child. And that would be the only thing non-historians would know about him in the future. That he was a pedophile who was removed from office when they learned that he had raped young children in the past.

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago

    You should've impeached him over Venezuela.

    And about 5 more reasons each week since this time last year.

    But you don't. And instead you send the message that this is okay, and the American people agree with it.

    It's not okay. We do not consent.

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago

    They could. But they won't.

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Impeachment doesn’t mean shit unless you remove the childfucker from office for his many wrongdoings.

    This is just repugnantcons further muddying the waters, weakening our institutions, and sanewashing the trump regime’s many other criminal acts.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    If a democrat did anything that Dump had done in the last decade, there'd be blood on the streets. The Republicunts are the most hypocritical scum in existence.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    There are no Republicans any more. That was their larval stage before their final form - MAGA.

    When this is all over, they aren't going to be able normalize their past by claiming they were always Republicans, not MAGA.

    They're ALL MAGA now, no matter what they say.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Not sure what impeachment actually does at this point. He's already been impeached twice and I know of no consequences for those.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    Trumpie has been impeached twice, convicted several different times, charged with other offences, and more. Yet Trumpie was never truly punished for his behaviour. All this mounted too was some serious finger waving at Trumpie.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago

    Sure you will.

    You could now.

    But you won't.

    Talk talk talk blab blab blab.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago

    How about doing this before he breaks up NATO?

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago

    They could! But only after he invades Greenland.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If we do end up annexing Greenland, I expect those fully automated motorized goalposts will be moving at great speed before the effort even kicks off.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    They could, but they won't.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Insert ron burgandy 'i dont believe you' meme

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    Add it to the list.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    Bruh stfu that term hasn't carried any weight since he's first impeachment where exactly nothing came of it. Nobody cares.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    Rep. Don Bacon is a wanker. Shit or get off the pot. This wannabe dictator is threatening to shut down elections and post soldiers to US cities that aren't actually in need of it. Do your job and stop flapping your mouth, wanker.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Of course Republicans will impeach after U.S. invades Greenland. Because we will be in the middle of a war with NATO and Putin will just swipe in to take over whatever's left standing.

    The GOP really are useful idiots.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Why wait? Why not be proactive about grandpa’s threats?

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    “They say we could impeach him ✋🤚tremendously 👐. People say a lot of things are impeachable 🍑but this one ☝️is the peachiest. I’m gonna call it a 💯perfect 👌imp🍑ment. “

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)
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    Could, but won't.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Or you know make it so the military knows he needs to ask congress first. NOT wait for him to attack another nation and avoid the position.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    omg and a dove might land on my balls forcing me to write a strongly worded letter to someone who gives two shits.

    seriously ?! this bullshit "oh yeah well we'll 'hurt you with processes that didn't hurt you before when we did these processes twice."

    these brain dead totally dependent system suckers are the other part of the problem.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*

    Republican, so... no you fucking won't. You'll make a stern face, while soliciting the racist freaks that are his voter base.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Bullshit....he's already committed a fucking stream of impeachable offences

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Why wait? DO IT NOW!

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    So that's where we draw the line?

    We wait until he's completely fucked overseas relations, destroyed NATO, and handed the world to China on a silver platter. Then we impeach him and say "Oops, our bad! Who knew he'd be that crazy guys? Boy, do we have egg on our face! We're all gonna laugh about this later, I promise..."

    Class act. Five of five stars. Best legislature ever.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Just because they can doesn't mean they'll do Jack shit.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Y'all should be impeaching him already.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    ...but they won't.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Yeah, and BMW drivers could use turn signals.

    Wish in one hand....

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    “Could?” Yea “won’t?” More then likely.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    and why didnt you when he invaded california minnosota chicago etc..

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Did you know that the J in Donald J Trump stands for "Jingo"? That's his middle name.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    What the hell does invade mean! Greenland has 55k people living in it, most in Nuuk. They have no active military, no navy... Nothing. What's going to happen? A group of US troops flies in on commercial and plant a flag?

    Jesus. My zip code has more people than Greenland!

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Trump and all his heads of department need to hang for what they've done. If they want to go on a history trip with us we will give them a ride

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    Why not just impeach him for saying it?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    And monkeys could fly out of my butt.

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