Epstein Island was sold to the US by Denmark, so there's that parallel, as well.

Didn't Trump Sr just take over what he called a "narco-state," and declare himself temporary president of that country? That would mean Donald Trump Sr. is already "temporarily" one of the world's biggest drug kingpins.

Maybe a homeless man pointed a cat toy at the plane and blinded the pilot.

Speaking of worms eating brains, there was this experiment where scientists trained a worm to find food. Then, they killed the worm, blended its brains or brain equivalent, and fed it to other worms. When those worms were put into the same environment, they already knew how to find the food, apparently having learned it from eating the other worm's brains.

So, it's possible that this worm ate some of RFK Jr's brains and that the worm went insane as a result.

The idea that a worm could eat a small portion of RFK Jr's brain and cause him significant mental impairment is laughable. He wasn't using his brain in the first place. Certainly the worm got the worst of the exchange.

Become a crab. Become an anteater.

I would call those normal footprints, not inverse footprints. We call both additive and subtractive marks left by feet "footprints."

If you were to step in ink, and then step onto paper, that would create a footprint.

If you were to step in drying concrete, that would also create a footprint.

It's simple racism and Nazi tactics. His final words in the video summed it up nicely. "Yesterday was... I don't feel like it's freedom."

How long until we get to the point where we're hiding persecuted people in our attics?

The question was what would MLK Jr think if he were alive, but he's a ghost, so they only get what he thinks if he's dead. For all we know, everybody who becomes a ghost simply becomes obsessed with technology.

You know the paradox of tolerance? The idea that if you believe in tolerance, then you have to be intolerant of intolerance.

I think this general concept is applicable in many areas. Like, it makes sense to be nonviolent except in preventing more violence.

And in this case, we should all make a giant conspiracy to destroy the places where conspiracy theorists talk to each other.

A concerned community member reported that Council President John T. Cannon was leading Wicomico County Council members and attendees in the Lord’s Prayer prior to the Pledge of Allegiance at every meeting. FFRF was informed that multiple citizens had asked the council to end the practice, to no avail.

This is a problem. The Council President should not be leading a Christian prayer. I'd say that they should also get rid of the Pledge of Allegiance. What's the purpose of pledging allegiance to a flag or even to the republic itself? That's just nationalism. Depending on interpretation, you might as well be pledging allegiance to the current administration.

If they wanted to pledge allegiance to the US Constitution, I might be more amenable. It would still be stupid and meaningless, though.

On one occasion last fall, Council Member James Winn even read from the bible during his comments, exhorting that “everything is right here, the answers, this is truth.” He then read multiple passages from the bible, giving his interpretations. He concluded by saying, “I know that not everyone here is a Christian and that’s OK, I’ll pray for you. There’s only one way, there’s only one way, and that’s through Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior.”

If it wasn't a council member, but an outside preacher, and they let people pray before the meetings without favoring a specific faith, then it would be more legal. Still crazy bullshit, though. Of course, in this case, it was a council member, so it's a complete no-go.

Apparently, steroid abuse makes your pork get bigger and your beans get smaller, and steroid abuse was rampant in MLB back then.

Now that I think about it, why does Trump tend to praise countries like Russia and China, when they haven't even given him any Nobel Prizes?