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[–] 53 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lmao, hope he's having a stroke.

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    I mean, that's entirely plausible, which is why they would use that excuse to cover for any other story.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Reminds me of all those "helicopter randomly malfunctions in a hot warzone" news we got when I was in the (French) army, lol. Can't let the truth ruin the esprit de corps!

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Well, helicopters do occasionally randomly fall from the air, even in peacetime.

    It just happens that suring war, some also explode (for no reason of course) before they hit the ground.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago

    "After finishing his 5th Big Mac and 3rd litre of cola, The President promptly shat himself and shat all over the seat and the interior of the aircraft. As usual, we turned back round to collect the 'sparecraft' whilst this one goes in for cleaning."

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago

    Maybe they're just trying to sky-write a dick pointing towards Switzerland to signal their intentions more clearly than Trump could be expected to verbally convey.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Allegedly electrical issues from what I heard. But let’s keep our fingers crossed for The Event

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    he got reminded again to keep the news distracted from the epstein files. the moment he leaves country everytime he loses media influence in the states.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Maybe a homeless man pointed a cat toy at the plane and blinded the pilot.

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