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[–] 26 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Are crabs still winning and is there a word like carcinization to describe the mammal -> anteater pipeline?

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Ants should stop being so fcking tasty if they don't want to be eaten.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Tasty barely has anything to do with it, they should stop being the most common animal on the planet by like a factor of 8.

    The total biomass of Earth's ant population is estimated at around 12 megatons, that's a fucking lot. I'm told this exceeds the total combined biomass of all wild birds and non-human mammals, and matches about 20% of total human biomass.

    If you put all the creatures of the Earth in a bag and pulled one out at random, you're about 50% likely to pull an ant.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    Become a crab. Become an anteater.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    "This animal eats ants, so let's call it an Anteater."

    "What about this other one that also eats ants?"

    "Uh, I dunno, Numbat I guess?"

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    It makes sense. Ants are delicious!

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Anteaterization.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Hahaha, I thought the crab counter was at about 5? Ez win for the anteaters. I mean there were some bivalve boys but there can only be one, true clam.

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Ants are tasty so no wonder.

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