Pizza

Potato chips. Or maybe Cheetos. Something that doesn’t require it to be to cooked or microwaved, and one can absent-mindedly eat the entire bag while watching TV.

Honestly poutine

Y'all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.

Its nachos

Ofenkäse (Ovencheese)

It's a camembert cheese you bake in the oven and then dip bread or whatever you like in it.

While I see lots of suggestions for trash food (which I love while high) there's something to be said about something wholesome and homey. It works best when prepared ahead of time. My favorite are soup with fancy bread, a hearty pasta, tater tot hot dish and pot pie. I think we're doing a pot pie for tonight. Get it ready and then get high while heating up. Perfect

Whatever the munchies crave when they hit.

But also the entire shopping list from Half-Baked. Including the pussy.

Cheez-itz

Cereal always went great. Especially the feeling of cold milk.

Anything and everything simply wrapped up in a warmed tortilla.

Been quite a while, but clementines would probably be pretty great!

Greek yogurt with frozen blueberries, and a glass of fruit punch!

Green tea by the litre and stovetop popcorn covered in chaat masala.

Soma, a fictional drug in Aldous Huxley's novel "Brave New World".

Celery and Peanut Butter!

Here in Denmark we have "kammerjunker" which is basically a kind of dry sugary biscuit thing, you put on top of .... Well, forget it. Point is that when it's not in season, every Danish person has a bag of these things in the cupboard:

No, they are not meant to be eaten like this straight out of the bag. But when you're high, straight out of the bag is heaven.

Tacos

Peanut butter and jam, straight out of the jars with a spoon

Kapsalon, no question

The walking taco. Who doesn’t want 1. A taco, and 2. The ease of eating it out of a bag?

Mac and Cheese

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I have a small placed by me called "Rocco's" they have the ultimate stoner food. Rippers or deep fried hot dogs with unlimited free toppings. Homemade chili cheese and onions. They also have a long list of other fried foods smash burgers and sandwiches. Nothing beats getting stoned and eating from Rocco's

Second place would be fat sandwiches. Normally a base of meat and sauce always topped with French fries mozzarella sticks and chicken fingers.

Chili cheese fries or carne asada fries

Okay, hear me out. Start with frozen mini burritos - heat them up about halfway and cut them in half lengthwise. Then get your frozen pizza of choice and lay the burrito halves on it radially and cover with liberal amounts of shredded cheese. Then bake as per pizza instructions, adding maybe 3 minutes. Cut into slices and serve it forth.

Carne asada fries.

Doritos, obviously.

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I don't generally enjoy pot, find the effect annoying not pleasant but twice in my life have had some laced with something wonderful (once, hashish, once I have no idea) and soul food is where it's at. Beans and rice and sausage, bursting with flavor. Nothing sweet and nothing so fancy just simple and satisfying.

Pizza that's been liquified in an air fryer atop a bed of pretzals

Tim's Habanero chips

For absent munching, Mini Wheats, frosted or not. Chex cereal, any variety. Pop tarts.

Sometimes it seems, "anything that moves slower than you". The cat knows what I'm talking about.

Doritos is definitely up there

Cinnamon toast crunch cereal is my overall go-to. Quick and delicious.

(Tbh honestly I fuck with Thai noodles)

In no particular order my favorites are roasted homestyle potatoes, roasted and salted nuts, strongly flavored fruits, and toast. Toast is the best one by far, top tier food generally but especially while baked. I know nuts and fruit isn't what most people think of as stoner food but they work for me and

If you do this try to avoid eating 1/2lb of nuts in one sitting. They are very high in fat and could cause interesting poops. Especially don't do this with Brazil nuts as they are mildly poisonous.

Lucky Charms, any cereal really

Two bite brownies

Doritos sweet chilli heat

Anything with fats, I tried smoked salmon recently

Anything I didn't have to create.