"A dinosaur stole my fucking chips."

Wasn't there the one time some guy got so annoyed at a seagull stealing his chips that he killed it by slamming it against a wall

Just because you belong to the apex predator species doesn't mean you are one.

Waddle, my ass, they swoop down arobatically and gank your shit without ever slowing down.

"If it's black fight back, if it's brown flush it down, if it's white beg for your life."

You're not wrong to be worried.

Me, after finding a cool stick with some heft to it:

"Any beasts want to tango with the apex predator and his tools of warfare?"

Shouldn't pinch an apex predator's chip, simple as

Humans are apex predators. You are one of the floaty chair people in wall-e

Your badge! Show him your badge!

Submitted images don't need to be square, y'know?

Before I got to the seagull, I thought this was going to be about hyperfragile purveyors of toxic masculinity 😁

Don't repeat it to yourself, go tell the seagull!

Birds are pretty bad ass. Super-fast reflexes, flight. We can hardly catch them without tools.

Humans are definitely not apex predators