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[–] 36 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Your dad and your partner switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them.

Do you bang your partner in your dad's body or do you bang your dad in your partner's body?

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Would you rather stop and think or be punched in the crotch?

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers?

    Urp

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Fingers for eyelashes. If can bend them, this is even better. That means I can flip people off with "my eyes" and in rare occasions, quadruple flip people off.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago*

    One my best friend asked me during my senior year of high school:

    Would you rather run through the school naked with a bag over your head, or run through without the bag and wearing only underwear?

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

    When I was in the army, this one was popular: "would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let's just say they're not too threatening but they're still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?"

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Well there's metric fucktons of porn of the former but basically none of the latter, so it seems like you have your answer.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (17 children)

    Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?

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    Never liked cheese so that's easy!

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    I hardly like cheese AND I'm asexual so this question hardly applies to me lol

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    I think that reverses the question. If you had to pick one, would you occasionally eat cheese or occasionally have sex with someone?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    If it could be vegan cheese, then I'd go for that. I think its good on toast and pizza is great, of course. I say I hardly like it because everyone else seems to die for it in all forms. Meanwhile I rarely go out of my way to have it unless its an integral part of something, like pizza.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I'm vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Is it vegan to swallow cum though?

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago* (10 children)

    If I'd rather eat a shoe or eat pizza outside of Connecticut.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    You wouldn't eat pizza from NYC? Or Italy, for that matter?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I was initially making a dumb joke, but no, I wouldn't. Maybe Italy for the novelty of it, but I've had too many bad pizza experiences outside of CT to even bother giving it another try. Maybe Chicago, though.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I've never heard of Connecticut as a pizza culture, and pizza is literally 90% of my body by weight.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    If England was playing Israel at football, who woukd you (A Scot) support?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Would you rather do Hemodialysis or Peritoneal dialysis?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago*

    Quadriplegic and nonverbal/locked in or profoundly mentally disabled.

    Basically you get your mind or you get your body, not both.

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