Pokémon Healthcare for All

Nintendo is not going to like what I do next...

I mean, it absolutely can become a problem if an entire population turns elderly and Theres no young people to take over businesses, care for the elderly, maintain critical infrastructure.

Say what you want about the capitalist ideals that hold this time important,if the birthrate hit 0% we would be facing societal collapse

Low birthrate means not enough to pay your retirement - it is not just a problem for companies - also for governments and taxes in the most socialist country.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

My "I didn't fuck my Vaporeon" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt.

And here I paid for sleep as android like a rube... Better not start using Pokémon sleep, it'll classify me somewhere between snorlax, psyduck, and goldeen.

Honestly I was just as surprised as you are

The funny thing is that they teased it like 3 years before it actually came out, so people following Pokemon news were like "Where the hell is Pokemon Sleep?" for years

I can’t remember how we ever slept before they came up with that

Pokémon Ovulation

Why not both? Just make them the same generation

Pokemon Breed

Pokemon Procreate

The declining birth rate isn't going to hurt anyone alive today.

Having a top heavy age demographic means less tax revenue will be split between more required services. There will also be fewer labourers with more labour requirements. The only ones it won't hurt are the billionaires.

It's probably a good thing in the long run that human population is stabilising, but it's going to be problematic until we get to that stable state.

Shoot the oligarch pokemons?

But which Pokémon would Luigi knock boots with?

If it's anything like the original, I am not sure that will solve the specific problem of declining birthrates.

Thats been happening since 1996 in Japan, and 1998 in America.

Yeah, Pokemon Sleep is a phone app

I’m open to them having social welfare after being stripped of their assets. I think I just expect that our prisons should provide its inmates with a humane standard of living of which they would of course have access to from their cell.

Counter argument: Roblox pedos.