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[–] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon. I didn’t cum on my Vaporeon. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my Vaporeon. I’ve never done anything weird with my Eveelutions. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    My "I didn't fuck my Vaporeon" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt.

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