Also Led Zeppelin: squeeze my lemon baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg

And I mean, like, really REALLY good at pinball.

I love Zep, but it’s amusing know somebody thinks they’re possibly philosophical romantics.

Iron Maiden: here's a song about the plot of the last movie/tv show/book Bruce dickenson consumed

The Hu:

Powerwolf: What if the Spanish Inquisition involved werewolves?

Metallica: how much money can be squeezed out of the keys of Em and Am?

The Beatles: What if I was a walrus?

Boards of Canada: What if Music had the Right to Children?

Slayer: what if we took Christian mythology seriously enough to make them all very angry?

Guns n' Roses: YOU'RE CRAZY!

The Guess Who: what if Americans were weird?

Ghost: what if satanism was mainstream

Yes: what if dawn of the light lying between the soul sources?

creed: what if

Red Fang: What if gigantic dog aliens showed up and erased the human race.

Kid Rock: Uh... what? 🥴

April Wine: I Like to Rock

Supertramp: what if being kinda sad sounded fucking incredible?

Tommy wasn't disabled, he was traumatised by seeing his parents have sex.

Mashmakhan: What if that tree in my childhood neighbourhood was sentient?

I'm curious f anyone here has seen the movie "Tommy" this is a song from the movie. Sung by Elton John.

Any guesses what Zep song they are referring to?

Did the person who wrote this even listen to any of these bands because those descriptions read like somebody who just browsed the Wikipedia descriptions of them and their albums.