They're children.

Hmm, are you suggesting that they were in a position to consent?

I'm assuming it's a holdover from the Studs Not On Top days.
The Stranger Things house is probably the single best counterexample, in that it has an entire house on the bottom of the house.
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I'm sure they gave a level-headed, reasonable, rational response

"Vintage" :(

YOU ARE SUPER PLAYER

That would suck for them given what's buried here

I've devoured Villainess/Yandere, and I guess Listening to the Stars just wrapped up??
I'm really enjoying your recommendations, thank you.

Cold dead god-damned hands

Regular bowl spoon but really long handle

I told my kids what my favorite candy was and they save it and bring it to me.

Okay, I'm all caught up on Listening to the Stars. It's good, but I'm glad the sudden drama in the third act was resolved quickly. It's still ongoing!
You may well have been the person I asked this last time, but do you have any yuri with adult characters you could recommend? I was glad when The Guy She Liked skipped ahead. I've also read How Do We Relationship and Even Though We're Adults and Didn't We Say We'd Live Together If We Were Alone At 30 and My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness.
Thanks! I'm going to go start Villainess now.