Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it's the top one

A miserable little pile of secrets!

I'm no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.

Edit: here's a screenshot from the documentary

Why not both?

He ain't gonna dox himself innit?

wel it has endosperm that is indeed located inside the coconut so i guess you're not wrong

A warm, white and creamy liquid.

But coconut milk is made by crushing the coconut meat and mixing it with coconut water. Coconuts don't make milk, they make water. Humans crush coconuts and call it milk.

But if you asked for milk and they gave you anything made from a plant, you'd be right to reject it

Milk with no qualifiers is cow juice

If you open up some other kind of animal, you also find liquid in it, it's just more red.

No, in nature the mothers do "give" the milk to their young. Misuse of "give" when referring to dairy cows, however, is common.

squeaks when I cut into it with a knife

Depends if it started to ferment....