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[–] 230 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or real, my friends are weird enough to do this

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  • [–] 104 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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    This took me a minute to parse but I have concluded that it is fucking hilarious

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  • [–] 63 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Having a dedicated VPS with LDAP and SSO for your relationship is funny enough, but the fact that they just add Zs and Es as more Zoes are added to the system instead of just zoe1, zoe1, zoe3, etc is hilarious.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    Does everyone here not manage SSO across the VMS that handle their daily computing with something like FreeIPA? AM I NOT NORMAL?

    Semi-/s

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, sure, it’s a joke, but is it weird that I read that and thought “That’s kind of hot”?

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago

    Nix clusters lmao. 10/10 detail.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago

    So many hilarious details in this

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    The worst thing about the polyamorous community are the ridiculous puns.

    The best part is the group sex.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Why did you say the best part twice?

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    My brain may be too polysaturated right now to understand that.

    I did once get rejected by a polyamorous who deadass told me she was "polysaturated" at the moment though

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I feel that rejection mood tho. After a certain point, adding another partner just adds so much overhead that it's a pain to deal with (or you can't give everyone what they need).

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    I think the Greater Seattle Polycule is set up with all this stuff, and I wish I was joking.

    I think that not only is this real, it’s not even intended to be a joke.

    At least Portland’s transbian dating scheme has a few fissures in it that keep it from adopting a fucking enterprise model.

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    As someone who was part of the Greater Seattle Polycule, this is so close to reality I wouldn't be surprised either if some people are up to stuff like this. Planning dates often required the type of schedule organizing you can only accomplish with office experience. Hell I bought an employee room locker to put in my apartment to keep everyone's stuff organized. There's enough trans tech workers that sometimes you wind up with an enterprise tool in the mix. I've never personally seen it implemented to this level but yeah, whether to be ironic or a legitimate organizational need I would not be surprised.

    We'd also share account access to media to the point where if there was a breakup with someone who had a high value account we'd organize who would take on a new account and if it needed group funded. I don't even know who owned some of the accounts I had access to and I suspect I have an account gleefully chugging away being paid for by someone and it might not even be under my email anymore.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Internally giggling/cringing at the idea of using Bookings to plan dates. Big symbolism when you give someone access to your ‘overnights’ service.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Pornhub for Enterprise is not real. So either there was one random, awkwardly placed joke, or the entire thing is satire.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    As a former Googler, the go/ links border on triggering

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    How do those links work? Does Google own the TLD for .go? I thought two letter TLDs were all country specific.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    In DNS and all Unix style host resolution generally (documentation on the file /etc/resolv.conf details this), all clients have a domain search list, usually set by your DHCP server, which for Google owned computers is obvs google.com, but it can be several domains.

    All they need is to set up an A record for go.google.com (its more likely googleplex.com) which runs a link shortener/expander site, and their employees can use the shorthand form of go/linkname for it to be expanded for them in their browser.

    They could also set an entry in every corporate computer's local hosts file for 'go', and deploy it automatically using ansible, chef, etc. Or configure it in the company wide HTTP(S) proxy that all clients are configure to use. I forget now which method it is, and there are of course many other ways to do it than these.

    Anyway go/linkname is a huge part of their culture as mentioned by the other commenter, and I was also triggered seeing it.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago
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    Yeaaaah I was pretty sure "Pornhub for Enterprise" isn't real, but still had to look it up. Could have fooled me otherwise.

    Especially because this ticks a lot of boxes for me. Well. Apart from the polycule.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    The worst part is the image compression.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I see these comments, does your client not have a hugh res button? I think you can toggle it to always fetch the high res but its to save bandwidth

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Must love neovim so much ve uses ve/vim neopronouns

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