This was way before 2007. I’m glad they stopped creating a public panic for visitors 🤣

I stayed in Folsom, CA for work. One morning I woke up to air raid sirens. Went to the front desk with a handful of other guests. It was a training drill for evacuating Sacramento, downstream. The front desk said over half a million people would just be wiped out. All the guests let out a collective Bill and Ted “woah”.

When I went to Costco, it was always when I had to renew my membership so I had a similar decision but it’s… do I want a $60 turd dog, or $60 slice of pepperoni oil spill.

What you should spread awareness about is heart and kidney disease. Sodium is the devil in delicious disguise. I miss those $5 salt bombs.

Please consider donating this week’s $5 to your national heart charity. Oh and get off the tik-ee’s, it’s melting your mind.

This is where our elder’s would look up and quietly proclaim, “well, looks like rain’s coming”. Then you’d have 24-48 hours to get the sheep in and if you had ears of corn close to ready, harvest em with as much root as possible so it kept growing (a little). If you didn’t listen, everything would drown in the canyon. Sheep are duuuuumb.

I have a love/hate with your picture but there’s no denying it’s beautiful.

Weekend at Bernie’s was supposed to be a comedy, not a prophecy.

Almost like they have something to hide.

I mean technically you’re correct but not when it comes to my water intake. 32oz when I was a kid, 32oz as an adult. Weord flex at the end there bud.

It’s weird, I grew up riding dirt bikes in the Sonoran desert in the 90’s. 110°F outside, full armor, with a 300°+ motor/exhaust between your legs. We’d be out for hours with nothing, which in retrospect was dumb from a survival standpoint, but I never remember being thirsty. Two decades later and I’m dating this girl who’s clearly addicted (?) to water and she’s telling me how I’m wrong. Wrong about what? I’m alive and sitting right in front of her. Who drinks 60oz minimum per day!? She hated that I had great skin and pretty much everything she said she drank water for.