todd, you've done it again

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[–] 49 points 11 months ago (1 child)

If you haven’t already bought a switch 2, just get a Steam Deck if you want another handheld.

Valve also won’t remotely brick your entire device if they think you got an unlicensed cartridge.

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    ... How do you fuck this up?

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  • [–] 41 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    And they're STILL charging $60 bucks for this fuckin game? Todd it's been over a decade bro

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    [–] 34 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Bethesda, you have ported this game to fucking PS3, how do you fuck it up this badly?

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    So, par for the course for Bethesda then?

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  • [+] 117 points 11 months ago* (34 children)
  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    Nintendo has made it extremely easy to boycott the Switch 2 so far. They're hell-bent on releasing mid new games and tons of Switch 2 versions of Switch 1 games and acting as if they're new. I'm a big fan of Nintendo's games (well, I was, at this point) and the only exclusive Switch 2 one I have any interest in is Donkey Kong Bananza after the console being out for 6 months. That's abysmal. At this rate there will only be a few Switch 2 games released over its entire lifespan that I'll even want to bother emulating eventually.

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  • [+] 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (21 children)
  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    wanna know something funny? I emulate totk on my steam deck. I stopped playing it on original switch because the load times on steam deck are speedy compared to on original switch.

    I'm sure Totk runs fine on switch 2 if you pay 25 bucks for extra frames on a game you already paid 70 dollars for. but i don't want to buy a console just for that.

    but I do wish there was a future where nintendo would allow it on different platforms.

    they won't. ever. but it'd be cool.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Switch 1 emulators have come a long way honestly. Prior to my GPU reaching the age where it overheats easily I could run TOTK at 50 fps in some areas at FSR using framerate unlocking mods and my specs are fairly outdated. Obviously in more crowded areas the framerate would drop but you have to also consider I was using Yuzu which has been discontinued. There's newer emulators which are much better and continue to be updated

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago*

    ...my GPU reaching the age where it overheats easily...

    That's not some sort of natural aging process; that's you failing to do maintenance. Clean out the dust and/or replace the thermal paste.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    The xenoblade game for the switch 1 was okay but the way all the women were depicted was fucking creepy and weird

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    The worst part is, I consider myself a bit of a gooner; I like alluring, attractive characters. But that was meant to be a story-based game, and yet it designed so many jokes around attractive women dressing in rags, being clueless, easily offended, and seemed to design the story around an intense contact between a shonen hero and a large-breasted woman.

    At least in something like Stellar Blade, they evade the subject because they know there’s nothing constructive to say.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I absolutely love XC1 and 3, and I enjoy XCX for everything that's not its story, and...

    Yeah I totally agree with you. XC2 is cursed on many levels. It's the one I just can't replay and it's mainly because of its characters and degenerate quirks. You've played the worst game of the series by far.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Meh most work on emulation. The only thing going legal would do is ease of use (maybe) and more $$ for nintendo.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Emulation isn't illegal if you own the game, and even if you don't they have to prove you never bought it.

    The only reason Nintendo could go after the emulators they did was because those companies were charging money for a product using Nintendo's proprietary encryption key. They can't touch the open source ones (yet).

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  • [+] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    I only spent 99 DKK (Danish kroner) on a Switch 2 + Mario Kart World because a local company briefly fucked their pricing.

    The system is certainly worth 99 DKK, that much I can say. Though... I find myself mostly still graviting to emulated MK8D.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    I quit Nintendo ages ago. As a company, they're assholes. Then they want to charge $50 for a game that's 5 years old and 2 generations behind in graphics. Just can't hold a candle to PC or even the other consoles. The only thing they have left is like 4 game IP's

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    I haven't really enjoyed pokemon for quite some time now. It started off as a fun casual rps style game with a simple and entertaining story to follow. Then they kept adding more complexity to it and it just kinda fell off for me.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    You didn't like Breath of the Wild?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Feels like the best meta for console purchasing is to only buy every other gen. I imagine the Sw2 is a blast for someone who didn't have the 1 and now gets to play all those games at an improved quality/framerate

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I was over the switch 2 when i saw the the bare switch OS only had minor changes. Consoles are PCs without choice, but that is actually fine by me if they provide a fun experience not only in but outside of games as well.

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    [–] 24 points 11 months ago

    How much do you want to bet this is emulated

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    damn near 2026 and new releases are still shipping with a 30hz target lmao

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I bet an open source emulator in pre-alpha stage would run Skyrim at 120fps on Switch 2 ez.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    _______ ships to Switch 2 with _____ issues seems t be pretty common.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago

    Why is everyone bashing Nintendo for this? I mean I get it that Nintendo is not to be liked, but this is clearly Bethesda's fault. They did a fast and cheap port and failed hard with it.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    How can't it run a 14 year old game?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Bethesda special ability. How'd they get a 14 year old game almost 60G

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    4k textures that crash the game

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Even Intel Iris Xe can play Skyrim (Special Edition) at ~45 FPS.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago*

    "It just works!"

    As in it just barely is functional at all.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Let’s not push the myth here that over dependence on LLMs is the only source of bad code. In the past it’s almost always been management constraints, probably the case here, too.

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    You can install this game as a multiplayer RPG suite with cloth physics, frame generation, and a decade of fan content pushing that medieval engine to do things that shouldn't even be possible.

    But somebody out there still wants to buy it in potato.jpeg resolution and run it on a kid toy

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    multiplayer RPG suite

    Are you talking about Skyrim Together? How’s MP work now?

    I’ve been out of the modding scene forever, and last I heard there was no “massively” multiplayer and only a coop demo.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Not "massive" at all. But it's not a demo anymore. I haven't looked under the hood in a while since back when it first came out but it used to just create NPC's mirroring your other players actions. That was a long time ago though, I can't imagine it working this well still using that method

    Edit: Here is the list of features, looks like it's up to 8 people now. But I think it probably does still use that old method, based on the way this is all described

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The original switch was for me a 300$ indie machine. I have no idea what niche is this console supposed to fill.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    severe input lag and a huge 53GB file size despite being capped at 30FPS

    I'm not sure how being capped at 30 FPS should change any of those. Probably they went too ambitious with texture resolutions, etc. Which explains 53 GB AND the need to cap it at 30 FPS. And 30 FPS probably has MORE input lag than 60 FPS as most things only get polled every 33.333 ms instead of 16.666 (both repeating of course)

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Feels like a straight

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  • [–] -5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I do find it perplexing that other companies can also release a game like this, fix it, and then everyone basically forgets and treats the developers like buddies again (like CDPR did with Witcher and Cyberpunk, or Obsidian with KotOR2, or Hello Games with No Man's Sky).

    Bethesdas original release of Skyrim was exactly the same, and then they fixed it. Same.with Fallout 76, Elder Scrolls Online, etc. The difference is that it just seems like people really love to hate on Bethesda more than other studios when they don't really do anything that different.

    I mean, The Witcher 3 on Switch had a lot of bugs that "shouldn't have been there" because the game was already in a good state on other platforms. But that isn't how game development works because porting to a different console isn't as simple as clicking one button, especially not for something like the Witcher that runs in a proprietary game engine. Shipping with bugs is bad, but Bethesda isn't any better or worse than other beloved studios. They do seem to be publicly hated more than other studios, though.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Sure, but other studios, outside of Rockstar and Mojang, don’t release a game 14 times over 14 years.

    When they do launch their game for the 14th time, it typically works.

    I’ll give it to you that Bethesda gets a lot of hate over their aging engine and bugs at release, but this game has been released to death, it should either be bug free and over-optimized, or not released at all.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Yeah okay but Cyberpunk 2077 and No Man's Sky were new games, not an ancient game that should easily run on a Switch 2 but somehow doesn't. And even then it required an insane turnaround before people loved them again. Cyberpunk has undergone a crazy transformation since launch and it's all for free (as should be expected when you release a dumpster fire).

    This is not an easy thing, and not something you can keep doing constantly. Bethesda seems to be on a roll with releasing broken, overpriced, boring shit for a while now. And constantly milking Skyrim. There are plenty other games that I personally have played that aren't there yet in this timeline either. Cities Skylines 2 just got a new developer and is still not that great, I don't they'll turn it around. Stalker 2 is on the right path (and I personally really liked it on launch and even more now), yet a lot of fans still seem pissed and the game is still properly janky. Pulling a Cyberpunk is the exception, not the rule

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago*

    Maybe theres confusing crossover?

    I’m of the opinion that Starfield, in particular, is unreasonably tolerated even though (from what I played) it’s a dreadful, archaic, boring and sluggish game. I’m of the opinion that FO76 released in a particularly bad state, and that Todd behaved in a smiley “tech bro” kind of way immediately after its release. And I will pound BGS all day over that.

    On the other hand, yeah, I’m all for devs re releasing games. It gives them visibility! BGS does it so much it’s kind of a meme, but it’s not bad.


    So, BGS deserves some skepticism. But not over Skyrim, really.

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