0% Scream & shout for help - Nobody helps. Consider – Dft couple zombies, tell them where to go.
0% Not gaf - Bad luck, Coup detat, Recession, Marshal Law strikes.
0% Workazzoff - Unjust-nonseniority permadth. no end,living status quo life(1prcnt, elites, love)
0% Pretend you know what you're doing - The game immediately unlocks a new boss called Consequences.
0% Save money - Inflation spawns behind you and steals 20 prcnt of your inventory.
0% Touch grass - Grass has been replaced by HOA regulations and a subscription fee.
0% Get enough sleep - Your responsibilities activate a 6AM quick-time event.
0% Ask for advice - Everyone gives you conflicting walkthroughs & somehow you're blamed for picking the wrong one.
0% Follow your dreams - Side quest has a 0.3% drop rate, requires 7 years of grinding w/high chance of unguaranteed job you want.
0% Take a break - The game interprets this as fall behind permanently.
0% Make a 5-year plan - The developer pushes an unexpected update called LIFE EVENT & now you want different goals.
100% Be a good person - NPCs appreciate you, but your XP bar remains suspiciously unchanged.
0% Compare yourself to others - You discover everyone else apparently bought the DLC where life has better graphics.
0% Cosplay as Batman, save lives but never ko the joker because, told some jokes so not that evil
0% Accept that you can't control everything - The final boss was actually the game's RNG all along. 🎮💀
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