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[–] 98 points 11 months ago

"Migrating from Python 2 to Python 3 is a delicate procedure."

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  • [–] 53 points 11 months ago

    "Yup, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here..."

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    I think we are doing that spaghetti kiss thing wrong...

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    Hawkward...

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago

    You said you didn't want any dessert, Sharon.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Rough day to be a snake...

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    I’m not funny but…

    …something about “my wife and my boss seeing if I can multitask”…

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Tug o'snake

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Mooooom! Hes steeling my prey again!

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    "Eeyup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it's a long story, but it all started when my ancestors decided to leave the ocean"

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    "This is just natural free market competition. The real problem is big government trying to impose restrictions on Hawk Inc."

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Divorce is never pretty.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago
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    no stretch snek

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    chiropractors:

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Fuck, is that a King Snake :(

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    [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    "Stop pulling! You have to press in to release the trap."

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    "Don't tread on me"

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    Texas War of Independence 1836.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    "Make a wish!"

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Men: "Hell yeah!"

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    What, a cramp? No problem, i'll tow you buddy

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Herpetologist are studying the sexlives of a rare snake, they flying adder. Dr Seymore Bird is quoted as saying "This sh*t is kinky"

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Tread on this shit, fucker

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    I shoulda held on longer.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    What are you doing, step sis!?

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Snake on planes

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Brenda, don't steal my snake mid-flight you jerk. We'll share it back at the nest.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Good trial run, Carl. Next time we should try adding the coconut.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    "What's mine is...n't yours."

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Get over here!

    FINISH HIM

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Bruh, get your own

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    He said "don't tread on me", we don't

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Warner Bros.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    "God dammit Jerry! This is my snake, I saw it first"

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    It's not a question of where he grips it!

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Oh no, you don't...

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    Mitosis gone wild

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Make a wish

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Two members of Slytherin

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Now let's try it with the coconut attached

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    “Yoink!”

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Bad day to be a snake.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Thank you for using ACME Towing…

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