10 whole seconds? that's some goku shit
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How is F*CK even pronounced?
Will it still work if I yell Fuck instead?
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+1 shitty superpower ideas
I should really start to write them down at this point
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I wonder if it's really the swearing. It would be interesting to compare to nonverbal grunting or groaning around the same intensity. Something similarly emotive and forceful but without the underlying language meaning.
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"FUUUCK!"
$java -jar app.jar
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This is literally chaos magic
This is like a special moveset of self-buffs for a brawny no-magic character in a JRPG
Imagine the jar you can't open is the swear jar and you yell out FUCK and put a dollar through the slot and try to open it and then yell FUUUUUUCK and then put in another dollar...
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I remember a Mythbusters episode where they proved that cursing also helps alleviate pain.
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So it boosts STR, does it also boost INT? Maybe it debuffs WIS?
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Also exhale just as you do it. 👍 Learned that the other day from that maths professor whose name escapes me just now. Redhead, adorable, red nails always. YouTube, Instagram, she's on all of it.
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Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.
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FASTERISCK!
I find that Yosemite Sam-style incoherent muttering of curses throughout the pickle-jar opening helps a lot.
So swearing is the natural human booster and it is scientifically demonstrated?
This is the secret to where Roy Kent gets his power!
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And to think, this whole time I was using the rubber band trick like a sucker.
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Breathe out helps engage the same muscles
Fuck yeah!
Hormone things.
But wait, what if you swear for ten seconds ahead and also every 5 seconds during the task? That's almost a 20% improvement!
Awesome
last one is that item you know is good but don't really want to figure out what to use it with to get the most out of those stat boosts
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