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[–] 62 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Well he sucked someone off, that's the important part.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Oh come on, it's just now getting funny. It's horrific still with other things, but this is funny.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-freezes-as-man-collapses-right-behind-him-in-oval-office/

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Seriously. I'm so here for milking the lolz from this for as long as possible.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So the 45th and 47th presidents blew the 42nd. The founding fathers would be proud.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Apparently, Bill likes getting his dick sucked—not to an unhealthy degree—but to a history altering degree.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Wouldn't it be wild if two different presidents were impeached, a quarter century apart, because Bill Clinton got his dick sucked?

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Up there with Genghis Khan's on the Mount Rushmore of world altering penises.

    Although, I don't really see what's impeachable about this, but I also know that the right doesn't seem happy and the rules don't matter anyway so hey.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Isn't that already cleared in hearings, "I did not have sex with that woman", BJ is not sex /s

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Our first LGBT president ! 🏳️‍🌈 We should all rejoice, peace and harmony is coming

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    I really want to end it but there are a few people I have to outlive out of spite.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I can't wait for the fanfic

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Looks like the White House has a new "Throat GOAT".

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago
    [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I fully understand just how much people hate Trump. Please report or challenge any comments that are homophobic, or have an anti LGBT angle. Him being a monster isnt an excuse for it

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago*

    So a closeted homosexual person targets and hurts other homosexual people for being open.

    Internalized hate is a thing.

    It should be called out for being homophobic too.

    And it is monster behaviour.

    Overt VS covert behaviour isn’t an excuse to pick the side of the monster here. In fact it is monster behaviour in itself because it’s Abuse by proxy.

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I remember those days, kids. The dark times. It all started with a gorilla named Harambe…

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    Book of Endings, 1:15-23

    15 - And lo, when Harambe ascended to his rightful reward, he found the great seat empty, the post abdicated, for the Creator had forsaken the creation.

    16 - Finding the holy promontory abandoned, Harambe chose, then, to take that highmost throne and make for himself a lofty view of creation.

    17 - And He did gaze upon the world and found it wanting.

    18 - And Harambe wept, for there were no greater heights to conquer.

    19 - It came to pass that Harambe did gnash his teeth and, seeing only the world below him, realised the nature of the prison to which he had committed himself.

    20 - And Harambe contented himself with throwing the many integral parts of that world through the bars of the prison in which he now found himself, like an Ape throwing feces through the bars of his cage.

    21 - And there came then great plagues from the animals of the land, and storms from the seas. Fire rose from the air and the people of the land below cried out.

    22 - And Harambe, hearing their cries, sought to ameliorate their fears by throwing more of his dung from that great height.

    23 - And lo, the many peoples of the Earth began to accustom themselves to the persistent rain of feces, now transubstantiated into flesh and land and time.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    In your quest to be funny you turned to ChatGPT and ruined the joke.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    My guy, I did not. I just tried to write it out like my good ol' pappy would have wanted: in the style of convicted con artist Joseph Smith.

    You think ChatGPT would use words like "ameliorate" or, even more unbelievably, use "transubstantiate" as a term for the conversion of god's feces into whatever Donald Trump's mental assessments dare to call a mind?

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  • [+] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)
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    I mean, we're definitely converging towards that. To even get the web usable, we'll need ublock-style (human curated) slop trackers as a first layer, then some kind of local agent double checking for obvious spam.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    I'm cautiously optimistic about all this, but it feels very much like 9 years ago when pizzagate broke.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    What, you have not yet acclimated to the Clown World timeline/dimension?

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    [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    PoV, you live in a Wattpad story.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago*

    It potentially is a fake "cover" article, literally an article made to deluge the internet search index with the keywords "epstein" and "trump" but with a less heinous and more confusing, not damning headline (the only thing most people read). Thus anybody searching for the keywords in the future will find nothing (in the first page of google, bing, or brainrot character generator matrix of your choice)

    Apparently they do this quite a lot in UK, i've heard (Boris). Once you know it, you see it a lot.

    Just reading the actual "article" is usually wild, quality worse than tabloids, and you're left confused, because why would someone spend time and effort writing an article that is not interesting in any way, completely unfounded, just plain nothing. Well, the reason is usually they did have a reason, and the reason was money and malicious. These days it's most likely AI slop.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    The asswipe Vlad knows and he will not share with us.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Anything to distract from the fact that he definitely had sex with children.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    They finally got my slash fiction script.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago*

    It harkens back to when the GOP were clutching pearls over bills BJ.

    Trump has done everything the GOP whine about democrats doing and they line up to metaphorically jerk him off. It only makes sense they be reminded of all the damage they've done to this country in their quest for power.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Presidential NTR…

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Did we cross over from the worst timeline to the best? Or is this still the worst?

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    There's gotta be a numbers joke here I'm not smart enough to come up with.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago*

    One Big Beautiful Bill (AI) Big Beautiful Bill, obviously AI

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  • [–] -2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Love to see all the liberals coming out and thinking homophobia and misogyny is fair game just because it's someone we all despise.

    These smearing tactics just make me roll my eyes. How about I don't know.... focusing on the fact that both of these men are monsters and that they raped women and children? I think that is enough to get the point across.

    I have seen countless posts on here and on redlib that it makes me fucking sick these people would consider themselves progressive. I mean fuck the leftist subreddit had someone that had a sketch implying that trump was taking women's jobs by sucking bill's dick. With about 70-100 upvotes. That's just fucking misogyny!

    Don't even come at me with the "it's funny cause he is homophobic" type shit. Guess what buddy! It makes you homophobic too! If someone who is trans commits a crime that doesn't automatically give me the right to be transphobic or misgender them. At that point you feed into the right and homophobes arguments. You make them valid, "look they even say it too when it's someone they don't like."

    For fuck sake get it together people.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago

    You just described the tolerance paradox.

    Saying he's bi curious is not an insult unless you think being bi curious is insulting. It's only harmful to his base and homophobes everyone else just finds it hilariously hypocritical.

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