"good morning, I'm about to destroy the backend" is exactly the energy I'd welcome from a colleague frankly.
I think the outage that followed as we fumbled to replace it would probably be cheaper than the ongoing maintenance after a few months
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What is this magical job where two typos land you a day off, no questions asked?
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In my last job we called that "optimizing", after a colleague (who usually only did frontent work) used the opportunity when everyone else was on vacation to implement a few show-stopping bugs in the backend and put "optimized backend code" in the commit message. He did the same thing a few months later during the next vacation period, which really solidified the joke.
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Do it and I destroy your backend.
Have you dropping tables like you're Mankind in 1999.
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Narrator: The deployment proved that it wasn’t a typo after all.
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I'll remember to keep that for the first nice day in Spring.
"Today"is a Friday before public holidays
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"Alright, I need all of the leads on this call to confirm: go, or no go."
"Go."
"Go."
"Let 'er rip!"
"Hold up--"
Confused the "deploy to PROD" with "deploy to staging" again huh?
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Anyone else find that praying hands emoji very condescending when used like that? I would destroy the backend DB if they tried to send me that!
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