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[–] 1 point 1 year ago (6 children)

I don't use eggplant as a euphemism for penis. I just say penis.

I don't grovel like a simp. I say thank you and please like an adult, because I am an adult.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    You sound like a child who is so desperate to sound like an adult that they obsess over meaningless things like using the correct emojis.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    🤡 🖕

    this means I'm sorry if it is clear enough.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Hmm, very childish.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    well if you're going to accuse me of being childish I would hate to pass the opportunity up.

    seriously, just do it

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