Alkaline water won't be alkaline for long after it enters the stomach, so it doesn't really matter
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So should I put AA batteries in my water bottle or not?
I believe the AAs go in your vagina. She does a lot of vagina stuff, like my ex.
I can confirm the vagina stuff with his ex
She was a freak!
That sounds like her alright. You should definitely go get tested, fyi.
I'm reading these comments and I'm thinking I should call this dude's ex. I can only hope I'm worthy.
I liked her, she was warm. I could read a book under the covers just by screwing in a lightbulb down there
Vagina stuff. AKA sex.
Don't tell me you did it missionary!
The best way to remain beautiful your whole life is being born in a family of (white) millionaires, remain a millionaire through inheritance and by working on your family's cushy business without ever having to worry about nothing for not even a second of your life and also having access and being able to aford the most modern and technological advancements in beauty. If that is not enough and you still feel time is getting close you can create your own fake science and get even more money (maybe that helps?)
Pretty sure millionaires age better regardless of skin color, don't know why race is involved
I imagine due to media beauty standards being quite racist
Beauty standards are more classist than racist, they always point to what the powerful perceived as attractive or things that set them apart from their "lessers", the farmhand was hardly considered more attractive than the slaves his boss's neighbor owned. That said race plays a part but it isn't THE answer
I added that because for black milionaires the "ever having to worry about nothing for not even a second of your life" don't apply
You know they worried at least once in their lifes about a police siren lol
Oh let's be real. Every 1%er is worried. Why the fuck do you think Luigi got an 80s action movie perp walk and they're all building bunkers?
That's not fair.... Plenty of Arab, Indian, Chinese, etc billionares who are selfish idiots. Leave ethnicity out of it. No war but class war.
I dont think most people that specifically purchase it know what alkaline water is.
Apparently it works better than rechargable water.
Is there a consensus view on whether or not Gwyneth is a genuine numbnut or is just cynically exploiting people who are?
Ask her vagina candle?
Instructions unclear, vagina candle stuck in ass.
Dude, it explicitly said vagina candle. This one is on you.
Honestly, a fair point. However a few hours in a hot bath softened the wax enough to squeeze out. Bathroom smells interesting.
I want dehydrated water.
I can sell you a bottle of 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part oxygen. Just add fire. Boom. Water.
Mixing an acid and a base makes a salt. She's drinking saltwater.
GOOP = What your brain is made of if you support or buy these “products”.
She’s just another GRIFTER!

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