I cannot believe we're wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.
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I hope the people around him never let him live a minute without being reminded about what a weak little boy he is for whining about taking a soft, succulent sub to the shoulder.
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I hope the jury are all served sub sandwiches for lunch each day of this trail.
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As neither party disputes the basic facts of the case, jurors will need to determine whether the sandwich-throwing is enough to convict Dunn on the misdemeanor assault charge.
Even if it is, this is a job for jury nullification.
A DC jury recently acquitted a different resident who was also charged with assault for allegedly moving her knee up toward an officer while being restrained after filming officers as they made immigration-related arrests.
I see that sense is, ever so slowly, being restored.
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New ICE patches: "Don't bread on me"
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Video clearly shows that the sandwich was fully wrapped. Why do they need to lie?
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US catches up - abot 10 years ago, a riot cop in Russia became a victim of an empty paper cup throwing. It was qualified as assault, btw.
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Or at least AN onion
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"The bun was a bit dry and that was more than I could take!", said the frightened man in army gear.
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Pussy
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GET OUT OF MY SWAMP, ICE
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Poor little pissy pants, must be so hard to be a traitor when you smell like onions and mustard.
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Waste of a sandwich
A lot of us dream of using a submarine to attack our enemies. This isn't exactly what I meant.
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It was a run-by sandwiching by a fleet-footed foot-long fling-er.
To be fair, the sandwich was loaded.
Lettuce, tomato, pickle, cheese, cucumber, onion, spinach, mushrooms, olives, bell peppers…
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Obviously the border patrol bootlicker isn't accounting for his own scent which smells like pigshit.
McPTSD
PTSBLT
it smelt like freedom
There was a similar case in Russia in 2019 when a guy threw an empty paper cup in a direction of a police line at a protest, and got arrested and was tried for it. Ultimately he was set free, 2019 was very nice time for Russia, comparatively. Will see how American justice system compares.
meanwhile, there's another, actually important trial happening that is describing horrific conditions of ice detention.
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This failed as an assault at the grand jury level, so they had to bring out a weak ass lesser charge.
Well, it was assault. Hilarious assault is still assault. As the victim, I'd be too humiliated to press charges.
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Won’t you think of the laundry bill damnit!!
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