This is my prepared bottles of rum, dedicated to when I no longer needs to share a planet with these bastards

Currently I have bottles for:

Trump, Putin, Musk, Murdoch and Orban.

The last one is what has been declared "The bottle of the unknown bad guy", it is meant for when I find out about a person dying and my immediate feeling is "Good riddance".

I love how so many people clearly didn't read the entire post, lol.

John just needs to man up and take out Garfield. Odie is too dumb to do it.

An old quote I remember often: "the best thing to come out of his mouth will be his last breath"

I've decided to hold parties for when horrible people die. Fuck them.

You had me in the first 90%, not gonna lie.

Right??? I recently saw a post that included a simple image of a bottle of champagne with a fancy label with the words HES DEAD. What I love is that we all know who he is.

Yeah. Lol. You got me. Fuck. I need a bubble bath.

Not a lot of people read all the way to the end, huh...

Sorry Jon

I was told there's an English lord who was so reviled that when he died they rolled a massive rock onto his grave lest he ever rise again (rumors that he dabbled in magic might have informed the decision).

That would be appropriate for Trump. Or similarly, bury him in a deep geologic repository (where we put our vitrified spent fissile fuel beneath signs warning THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR ) as a reminder of how we never want another person like him to exist.

Its so nice to be able to say you hope the fascist dies.

We now live in such a world where you can't wish for evil dictators to die lest the billionaire who owns the platforms you use has his sensibilities upset.

Not only will I celebrate it, I want to do it where his grieving followers can see my exultation.

I'm gonna cry my eyes out when I lose the fat narcissistic orange I have at home.

Hey! That's no way to talk about my cat! oh wait

An American visits the front page of a popular news site, then closes it after a quick glance. They do this everyday, never reading any of the articles.

One day, the site recognized that the same browser fingerprint has been doing this several times, so the site sent a popup to that user's webpage (the website have not gotten paid by the advertisement companies because the webpage was closed too quickly for the view to be counted), asking the user why they only look at it for 5 seconds, they reply: "I'm waiting for a news article about a certain event that would become nationwide news on the frontpage and celebrated by about half of the population, but I'm not gonna eleborate on what I mean, due to potential legal troubles, also how the fuck did you track my browsing?"

(Its a modern variant of the Soviet Newspaper joke)

Someone used the monkey's paw to wish politics not to be boring.

His grave will be the greatest urinal the world has ever known.

Joking aside, I do always celebrate when Republicans die. I’m basically exactly the type of person they pretend is the average leftist, even though 90% (or more) of folks are normal and don’t wish death on their enemies.

His grave will need a floor drain, I'm peeing THERE.

but somehow he has millions of cult followers

And the actual people who put him into power, beginning with a certain Roger Stone.

He’s a rapist. He takes what he wants and doesn’t care about anything or anyone.

Guy is 80. Its gonna be a great day.

It goes far, far deeper than that. I recommend you listen to this to get a full grasp on just how twisted his schemes really are: https://youtu.be/D503ScaSGc4

I had one of his McDonald's clear glass colorful lead-paint collectors mugs in the 1980s.

You had me going there

The thing is, dark money and Russian disinformation have installed a political machine in place that Trump is just the face of. As the face of this he has disturbed institutions of government and American life, as well as globally, which I think will take years to repair. It's a global far right power grab, so even if he does die, there's still a lot to fix.

However it's his peculiar charisma that for whatever reason these people respond to in ways that they don't to traditional dyed in the wool Republicans like Romney or McCain that is why they've been so successful, and when he dies finding a replacement for him will be difficult for them. The journalist Maggie Haberman says the way he will go into a room of these people and charm everyone in there is genius, really, even though his terrible personality is what his campaign was based on, really. He makes them laugh, my Canadian coworker who isn't in any way a MAGA still likes him because he makes her laugh, which makes no sense because he's not funny, but it's the shock of him openly being what all of them really are underneath, racist and hateful and bigoted, that seems funny, I think anyway. His weird appeal probably can't be replicated by anyone else.

So in my opinion him dying will have a major impact on the success of this political monstrous machine they've created, without question, but they've wrecked a lot of things along the way that will take a lot to restore, and my guess is that the Democrats will just let some things stay as they are.

Calm down Nermal!

He's been dead for 25 years.

This motherfucker got to be in movies and TV too, as if ruining the internet isn't enough. Every childhood memory I have is tainted by his selfish orange ass.

I can't wait to piss on his grave.

Maybe Garfield can be our Winnie the Pooh

Here's a little something else to think of. The government is shut down, so the purse strings are closed. And yet, a private "donation" is being given to the military. By a man who apparently has a problem with Venezuela. At the same time the world's most powerful warship, along with its associated battle group, has been pulled out of Europe to go play drug cop in the Caribbean Sea.

What kind of cake should I bake when it happens?