I pick up the newspaper and everyday there’s a new horrible story about him that’s somehow become trite since all this oaf does is disparage other, loaf about, and take what he can from others to engorge himself. He’s ruining this country in every way, shape, and form but somehow he has millions of cult followers. He’s above any punishment yet forces us to suffer his existence like some sort of sick, kafkaesque joke. This absolute piece of shit has no redeeming qualities and yet we let him keep breathing air. It’s impossible to scroll online without seeing his gross orange face pop up on screen. I swear if I hear him say “I hate Mondays” or “I love lasagna” one more time I am going to lose it. Save us from this Garfieldian agony.

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[–] 128 points 1 year ago (19 children)

This is my prepared bottles of rum, dedicated to when I no longer needs to share a planet with these bastards

Currently I have bottles for:

Trump, Putin, Musk, Murdoch and Orban.

The last one is what has been declared "The bottle of the unknown bad guy", it is meant for when I find out about a person dying and my immediate feeling is "Good riddance".

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  • [–] [S] 76 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    The last bottle should be for Nermal, that little annoying punk

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The antagonist of the Garfield comic?

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  • [–] [S] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah of course. This post is about Garfield

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    What about Peter Thiel?

    What about Vance and the whole heritage foundation?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Vance is a sock puppet.

    You celebrate main perpetrators and orchestrators not the goons.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Me, what?

    I was just calling out Vance since he might well be WAY worse than trump if given the chance and the heritage foundation as driver in the back; the tech bros as people helping them since they see goals align.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is doubly appropriate, because I loathe rum. I may unashamedly steal this idea, but with whisky :)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Top tip, see if you can get a present box like this, with the printed ribbons it looks really professional.

    To print the ribbons I used a Brother label maker with cloth bands you can print on.

    One mistake I made was using a sans serif font, a proper serif font like Times New Roman would have looked way classies

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