The fact that it went to a Venezeuelan woman is going to absolutely enrage him.

Loses? He was never eligible to win it in the first place. You can nominate a goldfish to win a mountaineering award all you like, but that doesn't mean it going to happen.

Now watch as the US gov. announces a new award called the "Trump prize" which they claim to be much more prestigious than the Nobel prize, and is only awarded to the staunchest of bigots and pedos.

How could the peace prize have gone to a guy that indiscriminately and extra-judicially murders people in boats for attention... along many other reasons.

What a loser; they just gave that thing to Obama as soon as he got elected and Trump has gotten elected twice and has been campaigning for the prize for months now, asking everyone he knows to nominate him but they gave it to a woman opposition leader from Venezuela instead. Hopefully he’s really hurt by this.

He'll create his own Trump Peace Prize, and he'll be the first recipient. Additional prizes will be available for anyone willing to "donate".

Guess we're invading Norway, huh?

NBC had to stop carrying the show "The Biggest Loser" because it was clear in 2015 both who accurately held the title and would continue to for the next decade.

Came here to post this story. Anyway, it's amazing that this is not The Onion.

What a spoiled child. Like a kid that fucked up at schools and was still allowed to graduate. The ultimate participation trophy. A life where no actual consideration, effort, or sacrifice need be made and still be handed everything.

Fuck that guy.

I hope he gets so upset that he has the big stroke (seeing as he has obviously had a few small ones)

Nobody likes him, except his idiotic cult members

“That did not sway the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which on Friday said the recognition was going to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado “for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.””, for those too lazy to click but curious who did win

The nomination closed days after his inaugeration. He would never get it this year..

I know he’s full of shit, but does anyone know what “eight wars” he supposedly stopped?

Oh man. Donald j Trump, the current president of the United States, that raped children with his best friend, Jeffrey r Epstein, list the nobel Peace prize. What a shame.

The deadline for proposing a Nobel prize candidate closed in January, this year. Trump was never even in the running. Which makes his constant whining about it even more pathetic.

Trump has no concept of shame, therefore everything he says and does is shameless... with every fiber of his being.

Guess he's not getting into Heaven now

It's like 2 bullies against one weak kid. One bully stands by and watches the other nearly beat the kid to death. The one standing by thinks himself a humanitarian when he says "Hey, that's enough. You kill him and we'll both be in big trouble."

Ahahahaha get REKT you dumb fucking droopy cunt

On top of all the utter ridiculousness of...well, EVERYTHING now, one would be hard-pressed to make this picture look like more of a deranged evil person than it already does. He looks, acts, and talks like all the worst parts of humanity, and he was put into the most powerful position on the planet. TWICE. I can't even.

The only prize he deserves is the Nobel Piece of Shit prize.

He didn’t earn those elections. His political and corporate backers paid for him to win. They paid to rig the elections and blanket campaign ads in front of all the rural poorly educated morons in America.

Cheeto Mussolini never earned anything in his life. He was given a fortune from his father, which he squandered and ruined every business, he laid his hands on.

The fact that people are arguing about democracy and voting and how this piece of shit got in the office really shows that they missed the greater issue in America. Corporate powers want everyone to fight against each other over social issues, cultural issues, and anything else that distracts people from understanding who is actually in charge.

Look, if he can facilitate a lasting peace in the Middle East (without turning Palestine into a golf resort), he deserves the thing. But the idea that he can force an agreement and then get a Nobel two days later is flat out dumb.

It's not like an Oscar, which is only given for this year's movies. They give it out for major achievements that take years (decades?) of hard work to achieve.

Oh no how unfortunate.

There's a lesson to be learned here behind just idiot presidents and Nobel prizes. In almost every situation, Regime change if more effective is spear headed internally by an opposition leader rather that forced by an external power.

But they did give it to one of his Venezuelan toadies as a consolation prize. I wonder if that was intended to piss him off even more.