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[–] 113 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Sigh.

    **unzips**

    Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    How many times to avoid cancer completely?

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (10 children)
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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

    I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Rookie numbers

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Thank you Porn

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand????

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