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Heavy troops
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I thought petey said no fatties allowed
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Meal team six.
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Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs
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Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!
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Gravy Seals.
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They're eating the immigrants!
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They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.
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This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.
https://substack.com/@thedangerousones/note/c-164243455?r=52ig94
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O lawd they comin'
two legends
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I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?
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on second thought, we can totally take em.
Homeboy in the middle hasn’t passed weapon safety training apparently…
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Like Tiananmen square, the regime stopped using local troops in an attempt to flex their authority and instead brought in outside military with no attachment to the area so they would have less trouble being ordered to fire on civilians.
These gravy seals from the South are gonna be the tattered flag and trump sticker on a truck types that sit around the desk at the guard base wishing they could punch a liberal.
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I love how everyone is so willing to hate on their weight/body shape here as if that matters, what matters is if they will uphold their duty to serve this country or be cowards and do whatever Trump says and serve him. Who cares if they don't have the body type you associate with a marvel superhero character? Even if they are infantry we aren't talking about frontline troops meant to spearhead invasions we are talking about The National Guard. This just seems like such an easy way to try to start flinging mud when the issue is existential and directly related to whether we are under authoritarian military rule or not.
Trust me, Trump hates these people, this form of deployment of National Guard is a disgrace and is meant to be humiliating to the people who actually believe in something who are serving as it is anything else, he wants them to suffer so they can provide clips for their political BS machine as they clutch their pearls in manufactured terror, realize what the implications of that are outside of whatever politics those National Guardsman have or whatever physical shape they appear to be in or appear not to be in.
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Reserves, they been reservin'
How in the fuck did these guys pass a PT test?
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This must be that higher male military standard Hegseth was talking about.
On a culinary tour of duty.
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Not hard to outrun these fat bastards
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A chunky guy with a gun is dangerous because he'll use it to solve the problem with minimal physical expenditure
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