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[–] 32 points 1 year ago
[–] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Wow you can't just spread misinformation like that mate. ABDuctors are people who kidnap others

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago*

    Contract you abductors

    Contract your adductors

    Contract your abductors

    And shake them all about

    Do the Hokey Pokey

    And turn yourself about

    That’s what is all about!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Doot Scootin'

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I think the skeleton needs a top-hat before we can caption this.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The two primary muscle groups involved in manspreading

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Funny skeleton dance muscles

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  • Cappers or flappers

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Oh the abductors' connected to the Thigh bone,

    The adductors' connected to the Knee bone,

    And they're both connected to the Pelvis bone

    I have no idea what I'm doing!

    Doot-doot-doot doing!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Me getting ready for Halloween

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Boot scootin' skeleton

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The muscles that make my wife scream in pain/pleasure when she begs for massage XD

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Buns of Bronze

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Thigh master was the OG ad blocker.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I just remember the gym machines are backwards.

    adductors: legs go in? Add means make bigger. Backwards😡

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Grey's anatomy chapter 26: the Hokey Pokey.

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