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[–] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Mmmm. AH! It's Todd!

WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    wild experiment indeed

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They're "dead to me"

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wait, so Dolphins do it too?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air

    It's their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you'll sense it

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Well I don't know about everyone else, but I've never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.

    Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often...

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Do you recognize your friends by their farts?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm really bad with faces but so far I've avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.

    Really, isn't that what everyone wants?

    Sigh.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody's piss. So, not much they can do there.

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    So, we're not so different after all

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Dolphins stay freaky

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    "For the last time: No, I don't wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Wait till you learn about lobsters.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    dogs and cats do the same.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”

    Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Bear Grylls as a dolphin

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  • Is this what the British mean by "taking the piss"? Are we friends yet?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The more I learn about these dolphins, the less I care for them.

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    Dolphins: Better than us in every way!

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