"Mmmm. AH! It's Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"
"Mmmm. AH! It's Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"
I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They're "dead to me"
sure, if naked mole rats do it, it's suddenky fine.
Talk about double standards
Wait, so Dolphins do it too?
Hello my friend
Mmmm....
Is that whoisearth@lemmy.ca?
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It's their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you'll sense it
Well I don't know about everyone else, but I've never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often...
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
There's always that one.
Same with close family.
I'm really bad with faces but so far I've avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
Kinky ass fish
They're not Fish
Yes they are!

Either almost every animal is a fish or there is no such thing as a fish.
That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.
All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.
Really, isn't that what everyone wants?
Sigh.
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody's piss. So, not much they can do there.
I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
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