Jerry Seinfeld is a putz.

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[–] 134 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Remind me again how many extrajudicial lynchings the Free Palestine movement has performed vs the KKK.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just don't ask him to compare the cound of extrajudicial murders on both sides.... He might have to face an uncomfortable truth (assuming he doesn't weasel out of them being extrajudicial murders by describing them in ways that amount to war crimes)

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The Free Palestine Movement Seinfield's referring to is the one with mostly Western students protesting on college campuses, not the Free Palestine Movement located in Lebanon that was involved with armed conflict with Syria too. We have proof of this:

    Here's a quote from this article:

    “By saying 'Free Palestine,' you’re not admitting what you really think. So it’s actually — compared to the Ku Klux Klan, I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here, because they can come right out and say, ‘We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.’ Okay, that’s honest,'" the Chronicle reported Seinfeld said.

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    The KKK has killed literally thousands of people (mostly black, but some Jews, and whites) source

    But apparently according to Jerry here, the KKK gets a pass because "that's honest".

    Fuck off, Jerry.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Following Seinfeld's logic, maybe Michael Richards' popping off with the n-word is a "little better here" than Jerry's dishonest insinuation that the Free Palestine demonstrators are all antisemitic.

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  • [–] 117 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    So what's the deal with all the dead children

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    Miss conception. It was actually a synth

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The laughtrack is almost more offensive than the whole supporting mass murder thing.

    I liked Seinfeld the show, but Jerry was never really who made it funny. His only party trick was sarcastic observations. Guess what, been doing the same all my life, even got beat up over it in middle school. More than once.

    George being neurotic, Kramer being Kramer and Elaine getting into trouble at her jobs was funny.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    “What’s wrong with the kkk?”

    This guy probably

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "What did they ever do to me?"

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They only ever lynched black people.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    KKK calls for ethnic cleansing, free Palestine calls for human rights.

    ....

    ......... How?

    I can't understand how someone could say anything like this.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    How would this make sense to anyone? Free Palestine doesn't hurt anyone, what's even the logic here? The KKK definitely hurt people.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    He thinks that the Free Palestine movement is antisemitic, and that they’re lying when they claim that they aren’t, whereas the KKK are openly antisemitic, and I guess he values the “honesty”?

    (He seems to think Israel = the Jewish People.)

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain't been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How are all these fucking idiots still confused that disliking the Israeli government has fuck all to do with disliking Jews? Do they know this, and just choose to make it about something more?

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    Zionists are actually antisemitic. Calling people who criticize Israel for its genocide and apartheid antisemitic implies that it's a jewish thing to commit genocide and apartheid, which is incredibly hateful.

    Also this isn't just about the israeli goverment. The protests you see are about the hostages, not about the inhumanity. Protests for solidarity with palestine are banned. There are recent polls that showed ~75% of israelis think "there are no innocent palestinians". The beaches and restaurants are buzzing over there. It's really not that hard to see from just about any angle, how most israelis don't give a shit at all.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 1 year ago

    It's because people are told by the Israeli government and others with a stake in it that they're the same and it's done under threat, be it physical like jail, emotional abuse, or just the threat of cancelation. The last one is less of a thing lately but for a lot of years it was real. The non-political American maga dipshits doing it is because they're dipshits though.

    There are some pretty brave students in Israel speaking up loudly in spite of the threats, love them for that.

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    [–] 60 points 1 year ago

    GENOCIDE JERRY

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Every single Zionist excuse falls apart as soon as you apply it to Zionists.

    An example: Zionists are a little worse than the KKK because at least the KKK are honest about their Islamophobia.

    This trick really does work on all their talking points.

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Dude hasn't been relevant since the 90s. Who cares what he thinks.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wasn’t ever remotely funny, even in the 90s. It was obviously Larry David.

    Which is why he started Curb — as a spite show.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Washed up hack and always was. He couldn't even sell out a 7k venue in my city a year or two back.

    Fucking Peppa pig sold out the same venue, for multiple shows

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Wasn’t he put in prison back in ‘98 for being convicted of being a piece of shit?

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    Larry David, if you're listening, please don't be a bigot FFS!

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Damnit, I'm not ready to not like him.

    Oh well, fuck Jerry.

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  • [–] 65 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Dating a 17 year old wasn't enough for you?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Didn't he say some other racist shit against black people a few years ago too?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    It was Cramer during a standup gig. But even on the Letterman show to bring Michael on and apologize, you could tell he completely sympathized with him saying something like being heckled could just get you out of sorts enough to start ripping the n-word.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    [Insert name here] says Michael Richards is 'actually a little better' than Jerry Seinfeld

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    To be fair to Michael Richards, it does sound like he was remorseful of that incident 20 years ago,

    Richards will also discuss the night in 2006 that he shouted racial slurs at two hecklers during one of his standup acts that led to him largely pulling out of public life and "drove him to a lifelong spiritual quest, one that would help him move forward from apology and accountability to a greater appreciation for our shared humanity, a quest that continues to this day almost eighteen years later," according to publisher Permuted Press.

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/seinfeld-star-michael-richards-addresses-outburst-led-lifelong-spiritual-quest

    And he writes that his "personal work" paid off, as he's now at peace; he no longer seeks the limelight, nor does he miss the limelight.

    https://www.newsweek.com/michael-richards-revisits-kramer-racist-rant-that-roiled-his-reputation-1898136

    It seems to me, Michael Richards knew he fucked up, bowed out, and took the L.

    Jerry Seinfiled, on the other hand. I would be shocked if ever he stated "Yeah, turns out. I was wrong. Free Palestine is not worse than the KKK. Israel was committing genocide."

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  • Free Palestine probably frowns upon his love of problematically young women.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    At this point, he's an out of touch billionaire. He's been so rich for so long he's completely out of touch with reality. I remember thinking this when I heard his recent interview with Matt Farah on the Smoking Tire and he went on a tangent about transcendental meditation.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Transcendental meditation has been a rich people/Hollywood woo-woo thing for decades. I'd put it in the harmless but off beat practices like hot yoga and juice cleansing.

    I don't disagree with you. He owns a shitton of cars, dated a 17yo when he was 39yo, and has the privilege to frequently shrug at real life issues and pretend to be a passive human being while hiding away in his wealth and luxury.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Go back to grooming underage girls you Zionist filth

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Dude lost track with normal people, got called unfunny and it absolutely destroyed him, lmao

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Didn't think his show was funny then. Didn't bother watching his Netflix show. And he's still not funny now.

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  • Seinfeld was the funniest thing I'd ever seen when it was on originally. I've watched reruns of it in recent years and it just drags terribly. The difference? I was smoking shit tons of weed back in the '90s.

    The one episode that was truly transcendently funny was the one where Jerry and George come back to JFK airport after being in LA and they can't find a cab, so they decide to pretend to be the people on the card held up by a limo driver so they can get a free ride back into the city. The two people on the card turn out to be white supremacists (ironically!) on their way to a rally at Madison Square Garden. The thing is, this episode was basically just Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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    Wouldn't it be nice to live in his tiny little bubble?

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    Brain rot from spending too much time around the Israeli Jewish elite in NYC. Extreme terrorists will warp the perspective of anyone who falls into their purview.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Jerry Seinfeld grooms minors

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    Who cares what this asshole thinks. He's an actor.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I wonder (not really, I don't give a damn) what his thoughts are on genocide.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    What about those fucking Jews?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    MRRRREOW MEOW 😡😡😾😾

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