Relax, it’s just a stroke, guy
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Strokes took out both my parents. Come on stroke, you owe me. I'll undoubtedly go out the same way.
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High volume activity and movement after a stroke pretty much guarantees a secondary event. Just saying.
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I read the headline earlier, with no picture, and thought yeah he always looks like a bloated orange monster that tracks.
Actually seeing the pictures all I can think of is the training I did on FAST, literally the F is for face drooping, that old mother fucker is having a god damned stroke...
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Maybe Kirk was one of his horcruxes
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We can call him Droopy Donny now right?
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Imagine if he died before Biden
Hey! .... maybe the stroke might just mellow him out and he might not act so strange or say such terrible things
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Man, it's annoying seeing a headline starting with "Trump, 79" that doesn't end with "dead".
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Doubt he lives to the midterms.
That's not so much a "call out" as a "hey, I think the president just had a stroke."
C'mon man, just lay down and go off into that great night. You'll be at peace
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I hope he sees all these types of posts where people are actively HOPING he had a stroke.
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We always have a bottle of Pinot Grigio sitting around so we can spontaneously celebrate.
If this mf dies, we need more wine.
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He had an Adderall stuck in his tooth.
Botulinum Toxin overdose.
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Literally every 79 year old has already had a small stroke of some kind. TIA they are called. He’s on soooo many meds. Shits his pants daily.
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This is not an actual stroke right?
Time to go to a locked facility grandpa
I thought that video they put out with him speaking about Kirk was so weird and somehow wrong. Like AI or edited footage. I assumed it was because the man can’t string together coherent sentences but now I wonder if it could have been health related.
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Face.dropping like a plane hit it.
When is that orange mask NOT droopy???
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Bell's palsy. I am fairly certain it is not a stroke. Sorry to disappoint.
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He's definitely had a stroke, which makes sense as to why his address about Kirk was AI-generated. Can't have his base knowing he can't speak well, that seems 'un-manly' to them.
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He needs to be in a retirement home
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