Strawberry seeds are designed by a malevolent god to stick perfectly in human front teeth.

Achenes are not nuts.

(1) Achene. A small hard indehiscent fruit. The term is strictly only applied to those formed from one carpel, but is sometimes used for those formed from two carpels (e.g. the fruit of the Compositae). The latter is better termed a cypsela.

(2) Nut. This is similar to an achene, but is typically formed from two or three carpels (e.g. dock fruit).

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/achene

i. Achene - A one-seeded, dry, indehiscent fruit; the one seed is attached to the fruit wall at a single point.

ii. Nut - A dry, indehiscent, one seeded fruit similar to an achene but with the wall greatly thickened and hardened.

https://courses.botany.wisc.edu/botany_400/Lab/LabWK03Fruitkey.html

Why is microsoft from Germany writing in English? Why don't they just post it on their main Account which actually has a primarely English-speaking audience?

I want to fill a spoon with strawberry seeds and see how it tastes

So what this nerd is saying is that we can milk a strawberry??

Before the tech gets there, let's commission some "art" on that subject?

(For real, the seeds being nuts is a stretch)

strawberries are accessory fruits, not nuts.

Like cashews!

I thought nuts had to come from trees, though.

Like, peanuts aren't actually nuts.

I've heard every combination of "[food] is actually [plant part]" so any time anyone says this type of sentence, I just roll my eyes.

Is this why strawberries are common allergens? Like so much more common than other fruits?

While peanuts are not nuts, but legumes.

This is nuts!

Like cashews?

Strawberry nut flour - it's gluten free!

I wonder if people are allergic to strawberries are just allergic to the seeds then

Microsoft feigning innocence with cutesy trivia to distract us from their highly unethical business practices. Screw Microsoft. Use Linux 🐧.

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Smelling roses has always reminded me of strawberries, although people think that's strange. Taste and smell are connected and this explains it.