Evil_Shrubbery comments on Strawberries are nuts 🍓

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

So what this nerd is saying is that we can milk a strawberry??

Before the tech gets there, let's commission some "art" on that subject?

(For real, the seeds being nuts is a stretch)

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[–] stray@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Strawberries do not have nipples. :(

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ofc not, don't be silly.

Nuts have nipples (where do you think almond milk comes from? Kids today have prob never seen an almond on a farm & think almond milk grows in the stores!).

And if the seeds on the strawberries really are "nuts", then we should be able to milk them.
I see no flaw in my logic.

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

The real problem these days is with intensive almond farming. Almond tastes better from free range almonds, with space to graze in peace and calm between the bushes.

Have you heard of "bitter almonds"? Turns up in mystery novels. It's what you get from caged almonds raised on steroids.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I love it when activists save caged almonds & how their little faces light up when, for the first time in their nutty lives, they arent sucked on by a relentless machine.

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