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Strawberries are nuts ๐Ÿ“ (mander.xyz)
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[โ€“] 9 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Strawberries do not have nipples. :(

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Ofc not, don't be silly.

    Nuts have nipples (where do you think almond milk comes from? Kids today have prob never seen an almond on a farm & think almond milk grows in the stores!).

    And if the seeds on the strawberries really are "nuts", then we should be able to milk them.
    I see no flaw in my logic.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The real problem these days is with intensive almond farming. Almond tastes better from free range almonds, with space to graze in peace and calm between the bushes.

    Have you heard of "bitter almonds"? Turns up in mystery novels. It's what you get from caged almonds raised on steroids.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This thread gets dangerously close to r34 territory, and I do not know if I like that.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Well, unfortunately I'm no artist & I'm against AI (the system, not the tech as such), so no pics.

    But yeah, definitely, can you imagine the number of nips on a single strawberry? And the satisfaction of each nut? The dripping milk?

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