Just chilling here while stroking my mole.

Impossible.

There is a similar rule applying to haha well. lets justr say.

This rubs me the wrong way.

Unless it is either perfectly perpendicular to the skin or is already somehow laying in all directions: There can only be one direction. Given a mole moves in tight spaces backwards and forward, both would make sense.

On a wild Tiger you can do it, but only one time.

We can make moles happy petting them, there is not wrong way... How wholesome...

I think the mole is trying to trick you to try it.

The same is true about sharks.