When a highly educated genius has shower thoughts. Or gets high.

Why? Mr X He was pretty open about his Marijuana use.

Edit: Maybe not explicitly open, but definitely was known after his death.

Something something, hitting his wife's bottom like a semi

The wife and I do it. Shower sex is awful sex, but showers that involve naked chatting with someone I enjoy talking to and being naked with rule

I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it's not the same.

I'd shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we're both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.

I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn't an enjoyable experience for me. I'd just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.

went to write the idea down

Doesn't this mean he left the shower?

Tankless water heaters will go forever.

Never got any complaints *wink wink*

Is this a home owner joke I'm too poor to get

Bruh, Carl and Ann were freaky af

He was in the shower with his wife, he just got done banging the girl.

Post nut clarity ftw!

Hey gon, is this a cremling I've found?

I'd say probably no, he clearly got so distracted by all that shit that he forgot to let her finish