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[–] 65 points 1 year ago

I get phones in my dreams all the time. Usually checking the time and being late to get up. Sometimes the horror of receiving an unexpected call

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I don't remember many dreams, but I also don't recall dreaming about computers or TV much.

    Maybe brains just have a hard time hallucinating user interfaces.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    That just got me thinking - you know how you can't read in dreams? You might be able to glance at something and go "yeah that's Exit sign". But if you really try to concentrate on reading something it's just a bunch of jibberish.

    We've always written this off as different parts of your brain being responsible for dreaming and reading. But now that we've advanced our technology enough, it seems like maybe our dreams are just being created by some shitty AI.

    /s

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    No I dreamed at least twice in last month of being at the movies, and one of those wss last night. Also I can remember details of my dteams. Some of them a vivid months hell years later. Also I still remember in detail a recurring dream I had as a 5 year old. But for the first time last night I questioned weather I was dreaming or not. That what scares me most about my dreams, they feel fucking real when I am having them. I always wake up relieved when I wake up knowing it wasn't real. But never noticed about not having a cellphone. But now that on my mind wouldn't put it past my mind to conjure one up.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My cell phone is in my dreams all the time. Usually I'm trying but failing to make or send text messages or phone calls.

    It's when I succeed in my dream that I wake up in a panic and check my phone to make sure that I didn't actually carry it out in real life. So far so good.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I have a recurring stress dream about needing to type a message urgently on my phone and the touch screen keyboard not registering any of the right letters.

    I miss physical keyboards.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's similar for me too, but a bit broader. My brain apparently can't convincingly simulate any digital user interfaces. No PC, phone or anything else like that works correctly in my dreams.

    It's actually one of the most consistent ways I have to figure out that I am currently dreaming.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The parts of your brain involved in symbolic language are less active when you're asleep, and since interfaces like that are basically all symbols your brain has a hard time understanding any symbols it remembers or making sense of anything it can put together. The part that remembers stuff is still going strong though.
    So basically you know what a computer is and how it should work, but you're trying to use an interface you've never used before in a language you don't speak that was designed by a person with uncertain notions about where icons and windows should go or how they move.

    In most cases it's easier for the dream to just say "and then you clicked the button to do the thing", like it does with signs and stuff.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My dreams managed to conjure my Mac login screen which, pretty impressive. Let me try to log in for quite a while as my panic increased.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Yeah, that's mostly what happens in my dreams. I need to call someone, but the keyboard of the phone doesn't work correctly, or only the last 1-2 digits stay on screen. Or I need to login and the keyboard doesn't work correctly.

    I think, I just don't have enough space to keep that many things consistently in memory at the same time without forgetting something.

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  • [–] 87 points 1 year ago

    I don't personally spend much of my day thinking at all about my phone. It's an extension to get to what matters, like my family, or completing a task. I don't ever think "I'm looking at my smartphone" as much as "I'm talking to my sister" and "I'm using the Bank's app."

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Sometimes I dream that I have to call 112 but can't. I type 111... clear... 122... clear... 111... clear... 1112... clear... Brain definitely has issue with maintaining a consistent state of UI in dreams. Even watches don't work. Every time you check the time it will be different.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I have had that one often even with landlines.

    Last night I dreamt the icons on my home screen were scrambled. To make matters worse, there was a transparent vertical Windows style taskbar overlaid with its own icons and I could not find the icon/app I wanted.

    Yes Windows and phone in the one nightmare! Could have been worse: a clippy AI 🤓

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Same fucking thing, a couple of times i did manage to call and they answered the call, only for them to be incredibly incompetent and super annoying, they wouldn't take me seriously at all.🥲

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    People can dream of phones but the ability to read language while dreaming depends on where that language processing routes through the brain as it is different for different people. Most commonly people cannot read in dreams. Being able to write in dreams is even more rare.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    This is why reading and writing is one of my lucid dreaming triggers. Don't need tops or other tokens like in Inception. Just try to read the same thing multiple times and it's different everytime in a dream, because you aren't actually reading, just hallucinating that you are.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Heard somewhere once that dreams have a hard time with details. It's all loose impressions that your brain rapidly confabulates into experiences. It's why (supposedly) light switches don't work in dreams. If any of this is true, the same probably applies to other devices.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    People say that dream states don't do well with text or numbers in particular.

    I've read in lucid dreaming communities that trying to read the time on a clock, or small text (and failing to do so), is how some people manage to realize they're in a dream as a first step to taking control.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    What’s pretty interesting to me is, when I was tripping on mushrooms hard many years ago, the Mac OSX Aqua interface was beautiful but unusable (likely any user interface would have been), felt like interacting with a squishy wet portal to another dimension, and reading interface items and digesting what something like “close” meant was nigh impossible, like “is this element close to me?” “Should I close this element like a door?”

    But years later, in dreams I’ve noticed it’s similar to how my brain was interacting with an interface while tripping, which definitely has similarities, it’s no wonder Aldous Huxley wrote

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doors_of_Perception

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I've read text in a dream. Short words and sentences. For instance "love you" in a fogged mirror. What gave It away to me was that there wasn't a shower in the bathroom. I lucid dream, but I don't have the best control over it.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Because dreams don't exist anymore. I haven't had a dream in years, and since anything I experience is universal that means everyone else is just lying about having dreams, and that's why there aren't phones aren't in dreams.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    i think that's because of all the weed, but i could be wrong

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's absolutely it. I was a chronic waker-and-baker for almost thirty years and never had dreams. I quit four years ago and now I have multiple intense dreams every night. I genuinely don't like it at this point - I spend too much of my first few minutes awake each morning worrying about shit that never actually happened.

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  • i used to be able to lucid dream (beating my sleep paralysis demon the fuck up with a thick bike chain was a special treat) but honestly i didn't sleep restfully back then. been wake and baking for ten years and the occasional dream is neither deep enough to control nor invite the hat man. I'll take it.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This has nothing to do with the post, but I have had multiple unconnected people tell me I was in their dream and every single time I was eating fried chicken. So either I give off the vibe I love fried chicken, which is true, or I'm off wandering though my friends dreams watching their weird shit while eating some tasty fried chicken.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    not on a phone but i've had discord conversations in my dreams before

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I don't need a phone in my dreams. What I need is a god damn clean toilet so I can finally sit down and poop and pee!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I literally dreamt about using a phone tonight

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I’ve had at least a dozen dreams of trying to text someone during an emergency and I’m unable to do so. I keep fat fingering the buttons and it won’t send.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    I want to know why I continually dream about taking a piss but never actually wet the bed. I mean, thank you bladder but jeez.

    Actually, I'm a school bus driver and most of my dreams involve me fucking up badly somehow in my bus and waking up bummed that I'm going to have to find another job. I wonder if other drivers have this going on.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    When I bought my first new car, I had horrible nightmares about wrecking it for a solid 6 months. Not quite the same, but I sympathize.

    Edit: Upon rereading this, it makes me sound like ms money bags with my "first" new car. Felt I should clarify, it's also my only new car and I finally pay it off next year and I'm so excited!!! Anyway...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ooh do you ever have dreams where you either can't quite reach the brake pedal, or you can but the vehicle barely slows down?

    Also the pissing... I pretty regularly have dreams where I'm taking a piss and usually don't pee IRL... But every once in an unfortunate while... But in those few times, luckily the sensation of warm piss on my skin quickly awakens me and my bladder sphincter slams shut before I've soaked the sheets.

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  • My bus dreams are usually about getting into some tight spot where I have to back up and then smashing shit up when I do. We're told quite emphatically to never back up and our enormous repair bills justify that. I've taken out a few fences myself in the real world.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I saw this when it was originally posted in 2023 and it stuck with me like yeah, why don't I dream about using my phone. Maybe it's because they are an extension of something else I'm doing or maybe I just don't remember.

    And then one day did dream of struggling to use my phone and then in the dream itself I realized this was a dream and I was using a damn phone so the original assumption was wrong. I do dream about it, I just never think about it enough to remember. But when I started to think about it now I remembered.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They feature in my dreams on an infrequent basis. They never work, though. I've never made a successful call on a cell phone in my dreams, ever. I suspect that means something, but I don't know what.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    While we're sleeping different parts of our brain is essentially idle and unresponsive. During the dream phase (REM sleep) there's still multiple parts that are unresponsive even as the dreaming part is active. And everything we do that's almost fully handled by a certain part of our brain won't work in dreams when that part is idling.

    The things that works but acts weird in our dreams is partially controlled by an idling part of our brain, but our dreaming part of the brain has a separate redundant model of that thing, but it isn't complete (see: complex movement, etc)

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    A void cannot pierce the immaterium.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Funny thing is that despite being on my PC all the time (literally, if I don’t eat, sleep or shit I am in front of my PC) I very rarely dream of computers.

    Last dream I rember was me standing somewhere I don’t recognize and watching a bridge collapse lmao.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    There was a bridge I used to drive over on my way to and from work every day. It was a very tall bridge and I've always been terrified of heights. Every day when I drove over it, especially when traffic was bad enough that I'd be stuck in the middle of it and could feel it swaying, I'd just stick to the lane farthest from the sides and maintain a mantra of it's safe, it's huge, it's going to be here forever, don't be afraid. (Also there was a cool abandoned military base that was visible from it and I'd look at that to distract myself when my mantra wasn't enough.)

    Anyway, I still have the same job but have moved hundreds of miles away from there. After I did so, a ship hit one of the supports for that bridge and caused several people to live through exactly the unlikely event I dreaded happening every day during my daily commute. Now I don't ever drive on a bridge over anything bigger than a small river or even creek and, though it's unrealistic to expect this to be fulfilled, hope never to again.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Ah, the Key Bridge going to/from Dundalk, MD?

    Man, I used to use that bridge all the fucking time. Got my first speeding ticket on that bridge.

    Even though I don't live in MD anymore, it's still trippy to think about that just not existing anymore. Super tragic situation all around.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's the one. Other than the speeding ticket part, every word of this could have been written by me.

    (My first speeding ticket was on 40, coming from Delaware to Maryland)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Haha was it a MD State Trooper?

    But yeah, I hadn't lived in MD for over 12 years when the bridge came down. My mom still called me at 0430 my time to tell me what was happening. Snapped me out of my sleep stupor state REAL quick.

    It still feels like I can go home and use it, even if logically I know it's not there anymore. And what happened to the night shift workers was DEVASTATING. I cannot even imagine what horror they went through in their final moments, and what their friends/families went through when they woke up the next morning. Its just super fucking sad all around.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    TBH, I don't remember. That was ... 19 years? ... ago. Since it was my second ticket (first for speeding), and I was on the highway, I pulled to the left and the cop yelled at me over his megaspeaker to pull to the right; that's most of what I remember about it. As well as being nervous as hell.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    I have dreamt a few times about having majorly messed up something while putting my computer back together (it was implicitly dismantled before the dream started). Then I wake up in the night to realise that it was a dream and the PC is still in working condition.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I regularly have dreams where I'm trying to use a smartphone but can't do anything because I can't read the screen and Pacific because it feels like I've been hacked.

    My vape also regularly falls apart in dreams, and back when I smoked lighters never worked.

    I think that the part of our brain that processes these mechanics are shut down when we sleep, so when our dream self tries to use them they just don't function.

    Could come into play where punching in a dream is impossible and running is difficult.

    I ain't no brain doctor, or nothin'.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    My dreams are usually pretty communicative and applicable to things going on in my life. Glasses breaking when I was starting to have a drinking problem, bombing theatrical performances when I wasn’t acting authentically in my relationships, etc.

    Not saying it’s applicable for every dream, but I think our unconscious mind is pretty communicative with us when it has something to say.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Glad someone's dreams actually have meaning. Mine make no sense and I forget most of them by the time I wake up. The best I can hope for is getting a few seconds of lucid dreaming where I can can fly around for a bit until the dream ends (whenever the lucid thing happens, the dream seems to fall apart and I have trouble keeping myself from waking up).

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    All advanced tech is forbidden in that realm.

    Tap for spoilerIt’s a joke, tin foil hatters

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  • Have them pop up, but they work extremely erratically. Mostly pop up in the context of reading a single text, which changes if I think to look at it again (rare).

    Buttons do whatever they feel like (mostly nothing or stuck keys producing garbage text), and I don't think I've made or received a phone call (can't say this for landlines when they show up).

    Idk man, dreams are weird.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have cell phones in my dreams all the time. One of my most common stress dreams is that I can't enter a fucking address into the navigation app

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Phones aren't real.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    People seriously don't see phones in their dreams? Unbelievable.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Speak for yourself, my phone is constantly in my dreams, and for some reason my alarm isn’t stopping no matter how much I try!

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