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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't need a phone in my dreams. What I need is a god damn clean toilet so I can finally sit down and poop and pee!

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[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's your brain trying to stop you from pissing/shitting the bed.

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[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Iirc it means that you feel vulnerable irl

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

I kinda like the ridiculously nasty bathrooms in Morphée's kingdom.

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