I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.

It's just curious.

"Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"

This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women's vaginas won't accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.

He just likes to brag & isn't evolved enough to have a detachable penis.

If mine was that big, I'd probably just stare it, too.

Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis

It takes one to know one, and buddy...you're not that guy

That sounds suspiciously jealous 😏

“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too.As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”

Sounds like he slipped on his penis

The world's full of 'em, and many others, yep.

Ever since I've personally heard "I like some of these ads", I've lost faith in the masses

there's people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I'd take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.

Next you're going to tell me that piss doesn't come from the balls? Please.

We know about the 666 man. Six figures salary. Six inches. Six feet tall.

The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.

Seriously. Dude is acting like he can't see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn't look.

a museum in Iceland

a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.

Is that flacid or erect length?

Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long

It's pronounced like the "th" in "weather."

Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it's against your teeth

Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn't think about usually.

I promise it's a real issue for women.

Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?

Me too!

He didn't, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn't see since his penis was obscuring his vision.

Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world's largest penis, slip?

(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)

imagine though, just a fuckin garden hose coiled on the floor and WHUP

I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.

I truly believed it was gonna be about illegal rooster flights, but I guess he gets that a lot after the big reveal.

Oh. Uh.. oh. Yeah, no.

Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he's always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.